All human behavior has a reason. All behavior is solving a problem.

Friendships are nice. So is competence.

Sometimes women scare the hell out of me.

Similitude of the heart is like that of a telephone operator between man and God.

I could not stop talking because now I had started my story, it wanted to be finished. We cannot choose where to start and stop. Our stories are the tellers of us.

The police have asked for my help. There's been a murder.""A murder! Oh, my. Let me just change my shoes, " Evie said excitedly. "It won't be a minute.

I love Morocco - it's a real challenge to all five senses. You think you know something, and you don't. It's wonderful. It keeps you on your toes that way.

I got in trouble with the police, and that was a rude awakening. That was it. I'd seen the bottom of the pit, and it was time to scrape myself out of it.

I obviously invented Solipsism

Michele Bachmann... I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it.... Tutti-frutti. I know I'm going to get in trouble!

A job is bound to be miserable if it doesn't involve measurement.

I have found that the richest people I know are also the nicest.

Football doesn’t define me. It’s what I do [and] how I carry out my faith.