All hail the dragon slayer!" (Bones)

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

Those who feel nothing, gain nothing. Think about this. If you do not feel, your desires don't exist and cannot be rewarded.

What you give today you get tomorrow.

How can I turn from Africa and live?

Happy people rarely correct their faults; they consider themselves vindicated, since fortune endorses their evil ways.

I obviously hoped that everything that I found would make a difference. It ended up being way behind my wildest dreams.

What I enjoy is a collaboration. Working with other like-minded people. People who have brilliant minds and big hearts.

The person I enjoyed interviewing the most was Elmo from Sesame Street because he is so unpredictable and he is always eating my hair and my face.

A poor man fear for money works against him.

If they asked how I died tell them: Still angry.

Love without friendship is like a kite, aloft only when the winds are favorable. Friendship is what gives love its wings.