After years of buying clothes I intend to diet into, I'll say this: the skeleton in my closet has some really nice outfits.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Sometimes moments in life are so perfect you want to freeze frame them

The successful person and the unsuccessful person are looking at the same world

It is not what you give your friend but what you are willing to give him that determines the quality of your friendship.

Ive always seen writing as a way of telling the truth. For me, writing is about truth. I have always tried to be faithful to my own experience.

The world needs more true praying to save it from the reign and ruin of Satan.

One must cast off old agonies as a snake casts off its skin--only to grow a new set and accept all of their limitations.

Playing in front of millions of people erases everything I hate about myself. Nothing can hurt me.

A man who wants to make a relationship work will move mountains to keep the woman he loves

History is on every occasion the record of that which one age finds worthy of note in another.

I don't have a set working style. Some lyrics come really slow, others come in 10 minutes while I'm watching basketball. They're always a surprise to me.