After all, Bill Clinton is the guy that signed welfare reform.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Education shouldn’t be the prison of known knowledge, but it should be the bridge to find the yet unknown universe of knowledge.

Forget the past. Look ahead, full of opportunities.

She wants another spin on the wheel of fortune? This was always my problem with her: I could never tell the difference between the feeling of love and the feeling of danger.

The prospect of success in achieving our most cherished dream is not without its terrors. Who is more deprived and alone than the man who has achieved his dream?

Cause I bring the heater. Love me cause I'm your leader.

I would like a simple life / yet all night I am laying / poems away in a long box.

We want to be seen as more than just martial artists, or bad stereotype token roles in American TV and movies.

Prepare yourselves for the roaring voice of the God of Joy!

My favorite part of running is the thinking time.

The story of mankind began in a garden and ended in revelations.