A true friend sees past your excuses to the real reason it's not your fault.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Hate and love be closer cousin than like and dislike.

Emil Fischer represents a symbol of Germany's greatness.

If you can't look in the mirror and genuinely love 100% of what you see, how can you possibly say "i love you" to someone else.

The greater the contrast, the greater the potential. Great energy only comes from a correspondingly great tension of opposites.

Love is sunshine, hate is shadow, Life is checkered shade and sunshine.

I've created my own career in my life, and I've had a lot of fun doing it. I think that's good.

If it makes you feel beautiful...do it!

I'm very much an optimist. I don't think I could do my work if I didn't believe there was some kind of hope for humanity.

He's a mean, mean man, but I love him all I can.

Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, and Canada are the horns, the head, the neck, the shins, and the hoof of the ox, and the United States are the ribs, the sirloin, the kidneys, and the rest of the body.