A pitching coach is a manager's best friend. He's handling 12 out of the 25 players on the team.

You have to learn how to get comfortable with being uncomfortable.

Statistics are like bikinis-they show a lot but not everything.

George [Steinbrenner] is a great guy, unless you have to work for him.

We didn't do anything fancy. We just played blue-collar baseball.

Make a lot of walks to get healthy and don't read that much but save yourself some until you're grown up.

I do not know all of the providences of the Lord, but I do know that he permits false doctrine to be taught in and out of the Church and that such teaching is part of the sifting process of mortality

A ball is like a very disciplined child. It does exactly what it is told to do. Great information, great direction and great results. Inadequate information leads to inadequate results.

This is a time in my life where I'm gonna behave like an elegant human being. Or not.

Disloyalty in trusted servants is one of the most disheartening things that can happen to a public performer.

I've created several musical trends, really. That's not because I'm so far out and fabulous. It's because most bands have no ideas of their own. They're so desperate they'll grab at any old straw.

There is no such thing as a complete lack of order, only a design so vast it appears unrepetitive up close.

I don't want to do something just for money or fame; I have to enjoy working on it! If I start to work for everyone and everything, I could not look at myself in the mirror again.

I had a show that people thought used a laugh track. It wasn't; it was the real audience going crazy after everything that resembled a joke, that they could technically call a joke.

It's been like therapy to be able to play music and not embarrass my children too much. They've come to a bunch of the shows. It's kind of cool. I'm glad they like it.