A paranoid thinks that sinister forces are out to get him, not realizing that they are out to get everybody.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Let us be kind and pay our deepest gratitude to those angels who fill our life with joy, beauty, and magic.

I have discovered that sitting still leaves little spaces for the grief to get in, so I stay busy.

If I had feelings, I probably wouldn’t have even survived.

The butterfly counts not months but moments and has time enough.

Try to get inside the skins of others. Think how they feel, how they react, and guide your own conduct by that.

I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor.

The only way someone can leave you is if you let them.

We are pleased with the very positive reception our offer has received, and are confident that progress is being made towards establishing the regulatory framework for the offer.

Thinking is not always...comforting. It is always good, but not always comforting. Royal Assassin

Even when I get the fried-chicken special of the day, I have to dig into it like it's filet mignon.