A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes.

It is better to be famous than notorious, but better to be notorious than obscure.

That some good can be derived from every event is a better proposition than that everything happens for the best, which it assuredly does not.

Passion often makes a madman of the cleverest man, and renders the greatest fools clever.

Desperate prayers may be an indication of spiritual health rather than a sign of spiritual deficiency.

Truly, the only stupid people I've ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.

Nobody had noticed, nobody had paid attention, but, as usual, the essential part of the matter had been settled before the story had begun, and by then it was too late.

Half of my employees are women.

Give, but, if possible, spare the poor man the shame of begging.

They go'n try to stop you, they go'n try. Notice how I said true. We ain't never stopping.

The deeds of men, as footprints in the desert. Nothing under the circling moons is fated to last. Even the sun goes down.

Nothing is more annoying than to be obscurely hanged.