A lot of people would wear anger, depression or aggravation as their first layer, and they don't. They very much understand what's really important in life.

Everyone messes up in relationships and has peaks and valleys in their personal lives. When I realized it wasn't the end of the world and I would keep on standing, I knew it was going to be OK.

I think we're all a lot more like our parents than we want to admit.

When something looks too good to be true, it usually is.

It's the best feeling when you wake up and it's warm and cozy, and you don't have to go to work.

I don't really live my life in the media spotlight. People don't know that much really about me or what I think.

I've never had siblings, I didn't grow up in a big family; it was just me and my single mom. And hectic family dysfunction was actually something that I craved.

Being yourself is one of the hardest thing because it's scary you always wonder whether you'll be accepted for who you really are.

I think of Gisele Bundchen to get myself on the treadmill

We like it to be realistic but not real, but I wear something I call the 'vag pad,' it's kind of a little triangular panty liner that you stick to you.

I suppose that it doesn't matter whether a song is written or sung by a man or a woman. If the sentiment is there, it captures the audience.

If winter comes, can spring be far behind?

I have no regrets from my past only pride over how far I have come to be the person I am today and hope that tomorrow I will be even better.

All POOR wish to become RICH, BUT all RICH wish the POOR remain POOR.

If you're lonely when you're alone, you're in bad company.

I wanted to be president of the United States. I really did. The older I get, the less preposterous the idea seems.

The shortest distance between two idiots is a conga line.

Focus on the competition to diminish the time dedicated to internal politics.

The most successful comics are always the hardest-working ones.

My friends were like, "Oh, this weekend, we're going to go shopping." "Oh, this weekend I'm going to go to see the judo champion" ... you know. And I couldn't do anything.

Mercury pollution from power plants is a national problem that requires a national response