A husband should tell his wife everything that he is sure she will find out, and before anyone else does.

Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.

A philosopher is a man who can look at an empty glass with a smile.

A teetotaller is one who suffers from thirst instead of enjoying it.

The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.

Sometimes doing nothing is doing something.

Of two evils, choose the more interesting.

Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.

Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open.

We have a great regard for old age when it is bottled.

Respectability is the state of never being caught doing anything which gives you pleasure.

Profound joy of the heart is like a magnet that indicates the path of life.

Consciousness is the core of humanity. It can be a curse or it can be a cure. Only humanity can decide how to break the curse and be the cure.

We suffered today, because we know we have tomorrow, to live and to love.

Whoever says that God is not great, surely hasn't called upon His Mighty name long enough to receive His heavenly blessings.

To be focused on acquiring material things is to forfeit blessings associated with eternal reward

I am the center of attention in my job every single day the thought of a wedding to me is exhausting. Why would I put myself through that?

I find sometimes that if you do too many takes, it starts to become meaningless to me. It is hard to sustain it for me. I don't want to do too many.

I was silver-white by the time I was 35, but having grey hair makes me look washed out. My wife and son have both said that grey hair doesn't suit me because I have a boyish face.

If there was a story about boys playing punk I don't think I would've made it, because it would just be the same, it wouldn't be interesting enough.

This bright new year is given me