A good comedy with a purpose behind it is exhilarating.

When I was a child, I was referred to as the Danny Kaye of the family, because I was always impersonating and mimicking people. I was a song and dance man.

The best things happen to those who don't wait.

Life is your own movie. Not Gods.

Smile, it’s the second best thing youcan do with your lips.

Whether you need to make a call or answer one, don’t put your passions on hold.

War: a massacre of people who don't know each other for the profit of people who know each other but don't massacre each other.

Part of being a writer is feeling that constant dissatisfaction, thinking about what else you could do, and also knowing when it's time to leave a project.

I want to live the next chapter in my life without my lips as my defining characteristic.

Don't short many stocks. Instead they hedge for tail risk with CDS and options. They are happy to incur illiquidity

I know you've been trying to get a hold of me, but I can barely get a hold of myself

The unweary, unostentatious, and inglorious crusade of England against slavery may probably be regarded as among the three or four perfectly virtuous pages comprised in the history of nations.