A good butler should save his employer's life at least once a day.

I have a very varied taste in music. Everything from rap to classical to Latino to Rat Pack to jazz.

Two minds with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.

Defiance through compliance.

Love is a wonderful thing, my dear, but it leaves you wide open for blackmail.

The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable.

Books may look like nothing more than words on a page, but they are actually an infinitely complex imaginotransference technology that translates odd, inky squiggles into pictures inside your head.

If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction-and ultimately, without a major resolution.

I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count.

If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher.

Have you ever wondered how nostalgia isn"t what it used to be?

Most things may never happen: this one will.

Experience should have taught ye by now that denying me what I want only makes me more relentless.

The value of myth is that it takes all the things you know and restores to them the rich significance which has been hidden by the veil of familiarity.

Madman! Look through my eyes if thou hast none of thine own.

Nobody wants to know what I'm doing 24 hours a day, they'd be painfully bored, trust me. At the same time, if I'm doing something interesting or funny, I like being able to share that with my fans.

I don't buy much. Almost buy nothing. I buy what I need, do it the easiest way possible.

Duty is what one expects from others.

Christopher Ryan and Cacilda Jetha have written the essential corrective to the evolutionary psychology literature.

Whatever you focus on is what you get.

It's always a pleasure when you can compose guitar parts from a strong vocal and not just put the melody on top of guitar riffs.