A friend of mine, Warren Lemming, has this theory: if you’re famous, it’s as if you’ve got a golden monkey on your shoulder. When people come up to talk to you, they just see the monkey.

Reason is emotion for the sexless.

You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside.

Some stories wait their turn to be told, others just tap you on the shoulder and insist you tell them.

If you look a word up in the dictionary and twenty minutes later you're still wandering around in the dictionary, you probably have the most basic equipment you need to be a poet.

The savage bows down to idols of wood and stone the civilized man to idols of flesh and blood.

Where lies the line between sorcery and science? It is only a matter of terminology, my friend.

If you want to know if I'm a Godly man, follow me home.

No it is not easy to write. It is as hard as breaking rocks. Sparks and splinters fly like shattered steel.

My husband can not f****ing throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.

Why do men fight who were born to be brothers?

People are always saying, English, English, English rose, and I just feel so completely different.

Anyone who takes a seat in the Bundestag does so within a Europeanized constitutional framework.