A demonic reaper asked to be my valentine and then killed his crazy ex-girlfriend to save my life. Tomorrow I was starting up antipsychotic meds.

If I kiss you now, I won’t be able to stop. We’ll miss the party.

Don’t be mad” was the first thing he said. He really was terrified, as if the most frightening reaper on the planet was no scarier than a mouse, and yet put him in a tux and it was the Apocalypse.

How much you achieve in Life is not as important as how much you enjoy each moment of Life.-RVM

What is fascinating about marriage is why anyone wants to get married.

The greatest obstacle to international understanding is the barrier of language

There's a suspicion always about politicians. The suspicion level is really elevated and it just feels like people do not trust their institutions.

Biologists now pretty universally regard vitalism as a vestige of a bygone age.

If you ask the government to impose morality, then moral questions will be decided by whoever has the most political power.

...It's easier to find a way to make money at something you love than to learn to love a job that you can make money at.

The use of history is to tell us what we are, for at our birth we are nearly empty vessels and we become what our tradition pours into us.

When I had the youth I had no money, now I have the money I have no time, and when I get the time, if I ever do, I shall have no health to enjoy life.

When you lose your sense of humor, get a job running an elevator, because your life will be a series of Ups and Downs anyway.