A blog is a message in a bottle, both in purpose and likely readership.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

If you're lost and aloneOr you're sinking like a stoneCarry on...May your past be the soundOf your feet upon the groundCarry on

No church or synagogue pew can produce a higher awareness of God than sitting at the base of a tree and observing His creation.

One Cardinal entered his cathedral for the first time at his funeral.

i read to escape reality.

You can't please everybody. You'd be crazy if you're trying to. So take some time out to do some things for yourself.

People thought I was dead. But I wasn't. I was just directing "The A-Team."

Not but wut abstract war is horrid, I sign to thet with all my heart, But civilysation doos git forrid Sometimes, upon a powder-cart.

You don't know what it's like! Hyperactive twins! When they turned three, my doctor prescribed Ritalin -- I wouldn't dream of giving a drug to my children, but it does help when I take it myself.

It's fun to be a part of pop history. Anytime you can be referenced in that respect it can be cool.

Wisdom in relationships involves a selfless desire to do what's best for the other person.