A balanced diet may be the best medicine. I was eating too much good eats. But people consider that part of your job, you know? Eat. And I do!

I love to have battles of the wits with people that can dish fast and dirty - and it leads to problems occasionally, 'cause I can sound mean without attempting to be mean.

Culinary tradition is not always based on fact. Sometimes it's based on history, on habits that come out of a time when kitchens were fueled by charcoal.

Slicing a warm slab of bacon is a lot like giving a ferret a shave. No matter how careful you are, somebody's going to get hurt.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

My college degree was in theater. But the real reason, if I have any success in that milieu, so to speak, is because I spent a lot of years directing, I spent a lot of years behind the camera

Laughing brains are more absorbent.

Cooking is an observation-based process that you can't do if you're so completely focused on a recipe.

So on one hand, honey is an amazingly sophisticated and efficient food source. On the other hand, it's bee backwash.

I had kicked around the idea for Good Eats when I was directing commercials.

A lot of food shows need only to tempt. Some food shows only need to inspire, to empower. And there are a lot of shows that do that.

Sometimes we need to step away from our current reality in order to truly appreciate it.

I'm so happy to be rich I'm willing to take all the consequences.

Humility is the daughter of truth.

And, Kar, love is not a commandment, it is a need, as real as eating.

Truth cannot be defeated.

I still don't know how to read music.

I'd rather have a genius like Donald Trump running America than someone like Hillary Clinton.

Prayer is never just an emergency flare or desperate anxious gamble. God's attention is not based on our performance but parental love.

Postulate 1. All chance systems of causes are not alike in the sense that they enable us to predict the future in terms of the past.

I thought of rhyme alone, For rhyme can beat a measure out of trouble And make the daylight sweet once more.