A bachelor is a man who has to know how to remove a coffee stain from a catsup stain from a silk tie.

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.

Fred and George turned to each other and said together, “Wow — we’re identical!

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Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values.

Hard work always pays off, whatever you do.

No matter what anyone may say about making the rich and the corporations pay taxes, in the end they come out of the people who toil

Genius hath electric power; Which earth can never tame; Bright suns may scorch and dark clouds lower; Its flash is still the same.

As it somehow always manages before the winter solstice, but never after, the early darkness was cheerful and promising, even for those who had nothing.

I think when hundreds of thousands of lives are on the line, you might have to set aside some principles.

God is love, the parson whined. Yes, and is he also blind?

They were words that came out of nothing, but they seemed to him somehow significant. He muttered them over again.