Witty Quotes
What the hell makes you smart?" I asked."I wouldn't go for coffee with you.""Listen - I wouldn't ask you.""That, " she replied, "is what makes you stupid.
I wasn't used to guys making me blush, and I wasn't sure why he even was making me blush.
Make sure it is God's trumpet you are blowing- if it is only yours it won't wake the dead, it will simply disturb the neighbours.
But life is not like that. You are not an airline. You can't remove a single olive from every salad served in first class and save one point two million dollars.
He had not the makings of that honest man to whom success comes naturally.
Childhood friends are continuity, uninterrupted connections between selves, and you hold on them. You hold on them and you love them, but sometimes they're not quite comfortable.
And then the second thing you have to do is go and see your son. That is a duty of love, Andrew. It's as simple as that. A duty of love. Do you understand what I'm saying to you?
He was as obsequious as a Japanese ivy plant. Wringing his hands as if he hoped to squeeze the milk of human kindness from his fingernails, ...
Good, ’ he said. ‘Cause Maggie’s all the nightmare I can take.’I smiled. ‘Gus, I never knew you dreamed of me.’He gave me a one-fingered salute.
The movie that changed my life, ' he liked to say, by which he meant that it had changed his wardrobe.
If the Good Lord had intended us to crawl, he'd have given us a hundred legs and an exosqueleton.
Ear demons are totally real, " Cody said. "They're what make microphones like these ones work. They're also what tell you to eat the last slice of pie when you know Tia wanted it.
Actually, the situation was intolerable. But then it was surprising how much intolerableness a man could tolerate.
I'd sneer and tell him he's got the cerebral finesse of an amoeba and delight in his squint of confusion.
You been mud wrestling..?' 'Only with my conscience.' 'Really? Who won?' 'Well, it was one of those rare occasions when violence really doesn't solve anything.
Experience was something it was difficult to avoid, though many people had managed to keep it to a minimum.
Auntie Wu took special pride in two of her accomplishments--the sons she bore and the flowers she grew. They were equally useless, but the flowers smelled better.
One thing I can say for sure is that she was very clever. Not in the way others expect you to be – intelligent, witty and concise, but in the way people should be: creative and consistent.
Yesterday he had limped, but today there was no part of his feet that didn't hurt, so limping did no good.
You're impossible, " she told him. "Of course I am, " he answered. "It's part of my charm.
I could see why she felt attracted to Sam K. Barrows. Birds of a feather, or rather lizards of a scale.
Ah, well...hell is full of burning boats, did you know that, Nadir? I daresay that's what makes it so bloody hot.
Have any sheep been seen walking out of the Library with seagoing adventurers clinging to their wool?
He didn't even know how to talk about it. He had practiced not talking about the things he knew until no man could be called his equal.
She charmed and sparkled and said witty things, but she knew very well she was being charming and sparkling and witty while she was doing it, which somehow felt wrong.
Kiss me, and you'll live forever. You'll be a frog, but you'll live forever.
At least as coherent as the Gettysburg Address backwards in Albanian, anyway.
Night descended on Roarhaven like a woolly blanket of blackness with holes in it that were the stars.
Fancy 'avin' to say you work for the Murder Squad, eh, Miss? Don't exactly warm folk to you, does it?
Some day, Prince Kheldar, you will fall in love, " the queen said with a little smirk, "and the twelve kingdoms will stand around and chortle over the fall of so notorious a bachelor.
Please don't arrest me.""Listen to me, I'm not going to arrest you, ok? I'm not a cop.""Are you sure?""Am I sure I'm not a cop? yes, I'm sure.""You could be undercover.
If you can't be yours while being mine, maybe you aren't as yours as you'd like to convince yourself that you are.
You promise?""I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now.
I can't tell you how may beautiful women have broken up with me because they were bored. I can't tell you because it never happened. They all adored me." "It was your humility, wasn't it?
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What are we going to do when we get into the temple, anyway? Are we going to fight our way through the Necromancers on our
This is unacceptable! We’re English, damn it! We know how to build things where they shouldn't be! - Governor Dewar
He forced himself forward trying to seem innocent without acting like someone who was guilty who was trying to act innocent.
He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger.
