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Witty Quotes: "Never make eye contact with a stranger when you’re having a churro."

Never make eye contact with a stranger when you’re having a churro.



Witty Quotes: "Endure for another day, Mister Tannen, and you'll have all the foul black misuse of water you can drink."

Endure for another day, Mister Tannen, and you'll have all the foul black misuse of water you can drink.




Witty Quotes: "It was the day he learned that smart, witty girls were brighter than sunlight."

It was the day he learned that smart, witty girls were brighter than sunlight.



Witty Quotes: "Anything can happen in love, war and South Inidan movies."

Anything can happen in love, war and South Inidan movies.




Witty Quotes: "Think of something clever, witty or profound, keep it short and people may quote you."

Think of something clever, witty or profound, keep it short and people may quote you.



Witty Quotes: "State your point. If the opposite party doesn't agree, state it harder- with a punch."

State your point. If the opposite party doesn't agree, state it harder- with a punch.



Witty Quotes: "Carla was wearing a No Fear sweatshirt. You are too old, Amy wanted to tell her, for legible clothing."

Carla was wearing a No Fear sweatshirt. You are too old, Amy wanted to tell her, for legible clothing.




Witty Quotes: "This sentence consists of eleven words, twenty-three syllables and seventy-four letters."

This sentence consists of eleven words, twenty-three syllables and seventy-four letters.



Witty Quotes: "One of the great advantages ofhaving a library, your eminence, is that it is full of books."

One of the great advantages ofhaving a library, your eminence, is that it is full of books.



Witty Quotes: "I used to ask myself, ‘Sergei, would you rather spend your money on drink or women?’ and thanks to the club, I spend it on both and am called a patron of the arts."

I used to ask myself, ‘Sergei, would you rather spend your money on drink or women?’ and thanks to the club, I spend it on both and am called a patron of the arts.



Witty Quotes: "Wit is the appearance, the external flash of imagination. Thus its divinity, and the witty character of mysticism."

Wit is the appearance, the external flash of imagination. Thus its divinity, and the witty character of mysticism.