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Witty Quotes: "Memories of the past are what drive us, whether to a life of beauty or a life of insanity is up to us."

Memories of the past are what drive us, whether to a life of beauty or a life of insanity is up to us.



Witty Quotes: "In the end all the puzzles of your life will be solved, until then... laugh at the scepticism, live for the moment and remember everything happens for a reason."

In the end all the puzzles of your life will be solved, until then... laugh at the scepticism, live for the moment and remember everything happens for a reason.




Witty Quotes: "Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage."

Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage.



Witty Quotes: "Every interaction is an opportunity to learn, Only if we are interested in improving rather than proving."

Every interaction is an opportunity to learn, Only if we are interested in improving rather than proving.




Witty Quotes: "Life is a university, you will keep learning new things all the time. The tombstone will be your degree.Make sure it's worth a fortune for those who admire you."

Life is a university, you will keep learning new things all the time. The tombstone will be your degree.Make sure it's worth a fortune for those who admire you.



Witty Quotes: "Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, So ... Love the people who treat you right and pray for the ones who don't. Life is 10% what you make it 90% how you take it."

Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, So ... Love the people who treat you right and pray for the ones who don't. Life is 10% what you make it 90% how you take it.



Witty Quotes: "Life is about the moments you create, that you can keep it with you FOREVER. After everything is over, That is what we have or what we are left with."

Life is about the moments you create, that you can keep it with you FOREVER. After everything is over, That is what we have or what we are left with.




Witty Quotes: "Life is about the moments you create, that you can keep with you forever.After everything is over, That is what we have or what we are left with."

Life is about the moments you create, that you can keep with you forever.After everything is over, That is what we have or what we are left with.



Witty Quotes: "If we try to see something positive in everything we do, life won't necessarily become easier but it becomes more valuable."

If we try to see something positive in everything we do, life won't necessarily become easier but it becomes more valuable.



Witty Quotes: "A lot of pain that we are dealing with are really only THOUGHTS."

A lot of pain that we are dealing with are really only THOUGHTS.



Witty Quotes: "The most important subject in the curriculum in the future years will be how to love ourselves and be content."

The most important subject in the curriculum in the future years will be how to love ourselves and be content.



Witty Quotes: "Literacy rate tells us about the section of society who can read and write, but do we have a tool which can share the stats about out how many educated illiterates we have in our society."

Literacy rate tells us about the section of society who can read and write, but do we have a tool which can share the stats about out how many educated illiterates we have in our society.




Witty Quotes: "Tenderhearted people are silent sufferers they just learn the art to fly with broken wings."

Tenderhearted people are silent sufferers they just learn the art to fly with broken wings.



Witty Quotes: "There's a story behind every "I don't believe in love""Period"

There's a story behind every "I don't believe in love""Period



Witty Quotes: "Its not your fault for not being there.Its my fault for thinking you would be"

Its not your fault for not being there.Its my fault for thinking you would be



Witty Quotes: "We live in a society where every business has a huge scope. Even if you open a shop selling snakes people will buy it. Thinking they will direct them to their neighbors house."

We live in a society where every business has a huge scope. Even if you open a shop selling snakes people will buy it. Thinking they will direct them to their neighbors house.



Witty Quotes: "Create your own path.Don't blindly follow the massess... because most of the time the "M" is silent."

Create your own path.Don't blindly follow the massess... because most of the time the "M" is silent.



Witty Quotes: "Your friends can be double-edged knife thy can either nurture you or destroy you. Choose them Wisely......"

Your friends can be double-edged knife thy can either nurture you or destroy you. Choose them Wisely......



Witty Quotes: "Growing older doesn't mean that you are more mature than everyone who is younger than you. Maturity is a lot of things, and age has nothing to do with it."

Growing older doesn't mean that you are more mature than everyone who is younger than you. Maturity is a lot of things, and age has nothing to do with it.



Witty Quotes: "When in a frying pan, thank your stars. You will reminisce about it moments later, when you fall in the fire."

When in a frying pan, thank your stars. You will reminisce about it moments later, when you fall in the fire.



Witty Quotes: "-"He loved her...It was noble of him. It was beautiful."-"It was stupid."

-"He loved her...It was noble of him. It was beautiful."-"It was stupid.



Witty Quotes: "So just let me deal with it, I can be emotionally flawed and still love you all at the same time. I’m a great multitasker."

So just let me deal with it, I can be emotionally flawed and still love you all at the same time. I’m a great multitasker.



Witty Quotes: "She didn‟t look like the athletic type to me.” “Maybe Nemov carried her. He looked like he could.” “He looked like he could carry his SUV. I don‟t know why he didn‟t."

She didn‟t look like the athletic type to me.” “Maybe Nemov carried her. He looked like he could.” “He looked like he could carry his SUV. I don‟t know why he didn‟t.



Witty Quotes: "You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference."

You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference.



Witty Quotes: "I tried to picture a bunch of guys in blue suits running around a beachside neighborhood, knocking on doors and flashing Fed creds. That should cause a stampede of illegal aliens heading south."

I tried to picture a bunch of guys in blue suits running around a beachside neighborhood, knocking on doors and flashing Fed creds. That should cause a stampede of illegal aliens heading south.



Witty Quotes: "In the event that your feminist activities are discovered, quick diversions include bursting into song, asking him how to fix something in the room and fainting."

In the event that your feminist activities are discovered, quick diversions include bursting into song, asking him how to fix something in the room and fainting.



Witty Quotes: "The Problem is Not the Problem.The Problem is Your Attitude Towards the Problem"

The Problem is Not the Problem.The Problem is Your Attitude Towards the Problem



Witty Quotes: "Google and ye shall find."

Google and ye shall find.



Witty Quotes: "The worst case of discrimination can be witnessed in music. Imagine calling B 'sharp' in presence of D 'minor"

The worst case of discrimination can be witnessed in music. Imagine calling B 'sharp' in presence of D 'minor



Witty Quotes: "Rhetoric abounds in the cemeteries of reason."

Rhetoric abounds in the cemeteries of reason.



Witty Quotes: "Lipstick?" He arched a brow."I'm on the hunt for my perfect shade, " I respond, de"

Lipstick?" He arched a brow."I'm on the hunt for my perfect shade, " I respond, de



Witty Quotes: "Men weigh love with hands."

Men weigh love with hands.



Witty Quotes: "He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife."

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.



Witty Quotes: "There is a thin line of difference in being courageous and foolish!"

There is a thin line of difference in being courageous and foolish!



Witty Quotes: "A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors."

A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.



Witty Quotes: "Writing is probably the only form of art, through which you can express, which you would otherwise wouldn't dare to say in person...."

Writing is probably the only form of art, through which you can express, which you would otherwise wouldn't dare to say in person....



Witty Quotes: "You know how there are words that never really—they are never really quite right. You can't quite trust them. Use them. You know. Without p"

You know how there are words that never really—they are never really quite right. You can't quite trust them. Use them. You know. Without p



Witty Quotes: "Stop explaining to others, people will only understand from their level of discernment."

Stop explaining to others, people will only understand from their level of discernment.



Witty Quotes: "Fear is the most prodigious enemy of our soul"

Fear is the most prodigious enemy of our soul



Witty Quotes: "Respect is reverence out of love, Fear is reverence out of hate.Choose Wisely"

Respect is reverence out of love, Fear is reverence out of hate.Choose Wisely



Witty Quotes: "She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much!"

She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much!



Witty Quotes: "His friend laughed. 'You missed your calling, Freddie, ' he said. 'You should have been one of the aforementioned clergy. Is this what marriage does to you? One shudders at the very idea."

His friend laughed. 'You missed your calling, Freddie, ' he said. 'You should have been one of the aforementioned clergy. Is this what marriage does to you? One shudders at the very idea.



Witty Quotes: "Sometimes even a "Yes" can be fatal for our Souls"

Sometimes even a "Yes" can be fatal for our Souls



Witty Quotes: "Its all about perception in life, For some One minus One = One & for some its Zero.That's the only difference."

Its all about perception in life, For some One minus One = One & for some its Zero.That's the only difference.



Witty Quotes: "In the end it will be your “Actions” “Convictions” & “Thoughts” which will determine how you shaped your life."

In the end it will be your “Actions” “Convictions” & “Thoughts” which will determine how you shaped your life.



Witty Quotes: "How long you will live in your dreams? The time is now, it's better to go and follow them.."

How long you will live in your dreams? The time is now, it's better to go and follow them..



Witty Quotes: "Opportunity comes to everyone it depends on you whether you take it or leave it. Learn to take risks and play hard because at the end you'd be thankful for your struggle."

Opportunity comes to everyone it depends on you whether you take it or leave it. Learn to take risks and play hard because at the end you'd be thankful for your struggle.



Witty Quotes: "When you are stressed and challenged by hardships just smile through it as frowning won’t help in changing the situation"

When you are stressed and challenged by hardships just smile through it as frowning won’t help in changing the situation



Witty Quotes: "We all have this perfect little image of who we want to be, but it is unnecessary. Throw the image away. You're already you just be the best version of yourself."

We all have this perfect little image of who we want to be, but it is unnecessary. Throw the image away. You're already you just be the best version of yourself.