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Witty Quotes: "Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs."

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs.



Witty Quotes: "I’d heard you were dead.”"I heard you wear a red lace corset, ” I said matter-of-factly. “But I don’t believe every bit of nonsense that gets rumored about."

I’d heard you were dead.”"I heard you wear a red lace corset, ” I said matter-of-factly. “But I don’t believe every bit of nonsense that gets rumored about.




Witty Quotes: "Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions."

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.



Witty Quotes: "If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they just apologized for."

If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they just apologized for.




Witty Quotes: "Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth is ruled by men and not by animals."

Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth is ruled by men and not by animals.



Witty Quotes: "When you are angry try your best to go to sleep, it keeps you away from speaking, writing and thinking while you are angry."

When you are angry try your best to go to sleep, it keeps you away from speaking, writing and thinking while you are angry.



Witty Quotes: "Fail soon so that you can succeed sooner."

Fail soon so that you can succeed sooner.




Witty Quotes: "Today it is cheaper to start a business than tomorrow."

Today it is cheaper to start a business than tomorrow.



Witty Quotes: "To a farmer dirt is not a waste, it is wealth."

To a farmer dirt is not a waste, it is wealth.



Witty Quotes: "If the farmer is rich, then so is the nation."

If the farmer is rich, then so is the nation.



Witty Quotes: "A farmer is a magician who produces money from the mud."

A farmer is a magician who produces money from the mud.



Witty Quotes: "Networking isn't how many people you know, it's how many people know you."

Networking isn't how many people you know, it's how many people know you.




Witty Quotes: "An entrepreneur with strong network makes money even when he is asleep."

An entrepreneur with strong network makes money even when he is asleep.



Witty Quotes: "Dear Marie Tussaud, Fake people are everywhere, you do not have to waste wax creating them"

Dear Marie Tussaud, Fake people are everywhere, you do not have to waste wax creating them



Witty Quotes: "The only sharks I’m afraid of are the ones that wear three-piece suits and write memos."

The only sharks I’m afraid of are the ones that wear three-piece suits and write memos.



Witty Quotes: "LIFE - Death's Very Emissary"

LIFE - Death's Very Emissary



Witty Quotes: "Everybody needs to be good-natured with a good heart, because in this way we can solve our own problems as well as those of others, and we can make our human life meaningful."

Everybody needs to be good-natured with a good heart, because in this way we can solve our own problems as well as those of others, and we can make our human life meaningful.



Witty Quotes: "We do not recognize that we are addicted to some negative psychological habit, some terribly self-destructive patterns of thinking..."

We do not recognize that we are addicted to some negative psychological habit, some terribly self-destructive patterns of thinking...



Witty Quotes: "We are living a fantasy life in our heads, and our real life is passing by, moment by moment.Life is only lived in moments: anything else is a fantasy, a lie, an illusion."

We are living a fantasy life in our heads, and our real life is passing by, moment by moment.Life is only lived in moments: anything else is a fantasy, a lie, an illusion.



Witty Quotes: "Karma is a balance sheet of life which debits and credit all your deeds.YourWhich is audited by our creator and actions are based on what we accumulated in it."

Karma is a balance sheet of life which debits and credit all your deeds.YourWhich is audited by our creator and actions are based on what we accumulated in it.



Witty Quotes: "Karma is the balance sheet of life which debits and credit all your deeds.YourWhich is audited by our creator and actions are based on what we accumulated in it."

Karma is the balance sheet of life which debits and credit all your deeds.YourWhich is audited by our creator and actions are based on what we accumulated in it.



Witty Quotes: "Desires and Karma are the worst enemies living in the same soul together. It depends on us whom we choose and feed."

Desires and Karma are the worst enemies living in the same soul together. It depends on us whom we choose and feed.



Witty Quotes: "Love wins when reflections win over reflexes."

Love wins when reflections win over reflexes.



Witty Quotes: "In the end, you will realize most friendship is feigning, most loving mere folly."

In the end, you will realize most friendship is feigning, most loving mere folly.



Witty Quotes: "He wasn't aware of it but when he smiled he looked like an amiable bear. When he didn't smile he didn't look amiable"

He wasn't aware of it but when he smiled he looked like an amiable bear. When he didn't smile he didn't look amiable



Witty Quotes: "Seeing the mud around a lotus is pessimism, seeing a lotus in the mud is optimism."

Seeing the mud around a lotus is pessimism, seeing a lotus in the mud is optimism.



Witty Quotes: "I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see what would happen."

I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see what would happen.



Witty Quotes: "Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels."

Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.



Witty Quotes: "If time is money and you wasted my time, then give me back my money!"

If time is money and you wasted my time, then give me back my money!



Witty Quotes: "If you can't impress them with your argument, impress them with your actions."

If you can't impress them with your argument, impress them with your actions.



Witty Quotes: "Politeness is the first thing people lose once they get the power."

Politeness is the first thing people lose once they get the power.



Witty Quotes: "With discipline, you can lose weight, you can excel in work, you can win the war."

With discipline, you can lose weight, you can excel in work, you can win the war.



Witty Quotes: "Anger gets you into trouble, ego keeps you in trouble."

Anger gets you into trouble, ego keeps you in trouble.



Witty Quotes: "Arrogant men with knowledge make more noise from their mouth than making a sense from their mind."

Arrogant men with knowledge make more noise from their mouth than making a sense from their mind.



Witty Quotes: "Respect cannot be inherited, respect is the result of right actions."

Respect cannot be inherited, respect is the result of right actions.



Witty Quotes: "State first, subject second, statesman last."

State first, subject second, statesman last.



Witty Quotes: "Creativity without discipline will struggle, creativity with discipline will succeed."

Creativity without discipline will struggle, creativity with discipline will succeed.



Witty Quotes: "Parents expect only two things from their children, obedience in their childhood and respect in their adulthood."

Parents expect only two things from their children, obedience in their childhood and respect in their adulthood.



Witty Quotes: "Father has a strengthening character like the sun and mother has a soothing temper like the moon."

Father has a strengthening character like the sun and mother has a soothing temper like the moon.



Witty Quotes: "During a conversation, listening is as powerful as loving."

During a conversation, listening is as powerful as loving.



Witty Quotes: "If thinking should precede acting, then acting must succeed thinking."

If thinking should precede acting, then acting must succeed thinking.



Witty Quotes: "Making a product is just an activity, making a profit on a product is the achievement."

Making a product is just an activity, making a profit on a product is the achievement.



Witty Quotes: "The job of feets is walking, but their hobby is dancing."

The job of feets is walking, but their hobby is dancing.



Witty Quotes: "Hands can cook, hands can create, hands can kill. There is no better tool than our hands."

Hands can cook, hands can create, hands can kill. There is no better tool than our hands.



Witty Quotes: "This is why you shouldn’t hire your friends. It’s all nice and professional until the insubordination starts. She sighed."

This is why you shouldn’t hire your friends. It’s all nice and professional until the insubordination starts. She sighed.



Witty Quotes: "Keep your heads up! We are sinking!"

Keep your heads up! We are sinking!



Witty Quotes: "Oh yes! I have couple-goals too. I love to couple myself with- Books, Coffee and Mountains."

Oh yes! I have couple-goals too. I love to couple myself with- Books, Coffee and Mountains.



Witty Quotes: "I have a headache. If only I had a crown to put on!"

I have a headache. If only I had a crown to put on!



Witty Quotes: "....Charles laughingly observed, 'Gospel and the blues are really, if you break it down, almost the same thing. It's just a question of whether you're talkin' about a woman or God."

....Charles laughingly observed, 'Gospel and the blues are really, if you break it down, almost the same thing. It's just a question of whether you're talkin' about a woman or God.