Witty Funny Quotes

No one knows what's next, but everybody does it.

All geniuses die young.

Yes, I kidnapped that Lindberg baby.

Who knew Demon Child would have such a normal name? I expected something exotic like Serena or Destiny or the Evil One That Comes in the Night to Make Us Chilly.

Pickup lines never work...I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive.

As marriage produces children, so children produce care and disputes; and wrangling.

To hell with the cost, if it's a good story, I'll make it.

The trouble with this business is the dearth of bad pictures.

He treats me like the dirt under my feet.

All my friends are funny, witty, fun-loving people. As are my parents, and the people I work with. I get at least a couple of good laughs in every day.

She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much!

She didn‟t look like the athletic type to me.” “Maybe Nemov carried her. He looked like he could.” “He looked like he could carry his SUV. I don‟t know why he didn‟t.

I tried to picture a bunch of guys in blue suits running around a beachside neighborhood, knocking on doors and flashing Fed creds. That should cause a stampede of illegal aliens heading south.

Google and ye shall find.

Nevermind nomenclatures, boy! What a serendipitous situation this is!

Endure for another day, Mister Tannen, and you'll have all the foul black misuse of water you can drink.