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Wit Quotes: "Jack shall have Jill.Nought shall go ill."

Jack shall have Jill.Nought shall go ill.



Wit Quotes: "It was rather too late in the day to set about being simple-minded and ignorant."

It was rather too late in the day to set about being simple-minded and ignorant.




Wit Quotes: "They are fond of fun and therefore witty, wit being well-bred insolence."

They are fond of fun and therefore witty, wit being well-bred insolence.



Wit Quotes: "The wittiest authors raise the very slightest of smiles."

The wittiest authors raise the very slightest of smiles.




Wit Quotes: "Good madonna, give me leave toprove you a fool."

Good madonna, give me leave toprove you a fool.



Wit Quotes: "Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions."

Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.



Wit Quotes: "I'm very fond of experimental housekeeping."

I'm very fond of experimental housekeeping.




Wit Quotes: "Well, well, " said he, "do not make yourself unhappy. If you are a good girl for the next ten years, I will take you to a review at the end of them."

Well, well, " said he, "do not make yourself unhappy. If you are a good girl for the next ten years, I will take you to a review at the end of them.



Wit Quotes: "If it's me against 48 I feel sorry for the 48."

If it's me against 48 I feel sorry for the 48.



Wit Quotes: "Melancholy men are of all others the most witty."

Melancholy men are of all others the most witty.



Wit Quotes: "Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation."

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.



Wit Quotes: "True wit is Nature to advantage dress'd What oft was thought but ne'er so well express'd."

True wit is Nature to advantage dress'd What oft was thought but ne'er so well express'd.




Wit Quotes: "Belief in form but disbelief in content - that's what makes an aphorism charming."

Belief in form but disbelief in content - that's what makes an aphorism charming.



Wit Quotes: "True wit is nature to advantage dress'd What oft was thought but ne'er so well expressed."

True wit is nature to advantage dress'd What oft was thought but ne'er so well expressed.



Wit Quotes: "Great men may jest with saints 'tis wit in them But in the less foul profanation."

Great men may jest with saints 'tis wit in them But in the less foul profanation.



Wit Quotes: "Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relation."

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relation.



Wit Quotes: "Half is better than none unless it be of a wit."

Half is better than none unless it be of a wit.



Wit Quotes: "He drew a circle that shut me out-Heretic, rebel, a thing to flout.But love and I had the wit to win:We drew a circle and took him In !From the poem " Outwitted"

He drew a circle that shut me out-Heretic, rebel, a thing to flout.But love and I had the wit to win:We drew a circle and took him In !From the poem " Outwitted



Wit Quotes: "Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs."

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs.



Wit Quotes: "They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, " Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me."

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, " Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me.



Wit Quotes: "Ack!" I said.Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me."

Ack!" I said.Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me.



Wit Quotes: "Why hasn't anyone killed him yet?”“Dumb luck, ” Wit said. “In that I’m lucky you’re all so dumb."

Why hasn't anyone killed him yet?”“Dumb luck, ” Wit said. “In that I’m lucky you’re all so dumb.



Wit Quotes: "Yeah you can have a word, " said Harry savagely. "Good-bye."

Yeah you can have a word, " said Harry savagely. "Good-bye.



Wit Quotes: "Give the People what they want - and they'll get what they deserve."

Give the People what they want - and they'll get what they deserve.



Wit Quotes: "If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they just apologized for."

If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they just apologized for.



Wit Quotes: "Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth is ruled by men and not by animals."

Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth is ruled by men and not by animals.



Wit Quotes: "When you are angry try your best to go to sleep, it keeps you away from speaking, writing and thinking while you are angry."

When you are angry try your best to go to sleep, it keeps you away from speaking, writing and thinking while you are angry.



Wit Quotes: "If you change who you are to suit other people, you may end up dressed for the wrong occasion"

If you change who you are to suit other people, you may end up dressed for the wrong occasion



Wit Quotes: "One says the things which one feels the need to say, and which the other will not understand: one speaks for oneself alone."

One says the things which one feels the need to say, and which the other will not understand: one speaks for oneself alone.



Wit Quotes: "Fail soon so that you can succeed sooner."

Fail soon so that you can succeed sooner.



Wit Quotes: "Today it is cheaper to start a business than tomorrow."

Today it is cheaper to start a business than tomorrow.



Wit Quotes: "To a farmer dirt is not a waste, it is wealth."

To a farmer dirt is not a waste, it is wealth.



Wit Quotes: "If the farmer is rich, then so is the nation."

If the farmer is rich, then so is the nation.



Wit Quotes: "A farmer is a magician who produces money from the mud."

A farmer is a magician who produces money from the mud.



Wit Quotes: "Networking isn't how many people you know, it's how many people know you."

Networking isn't how many people you know, it's how many people know you.



Wit Quotes: "An entrepreneur with strong network makes money even when he is asleep."

An entrepreneur with strong network makes money even when he is asleep.



Wit Quotes: "He wasn't aware of it but when he smiled he looked like an amiable bear. When he didn't smile he didn't look amiable"

He wasn't aware of it but when he smiled he looked like an amiable bear. When he didn't smile he didn't look amiable



Wit Quotes: "Seeing the mud around a lotus is pessimism, seeing a lotus in the mud is optimism."

Seeing the mud around a lotus is pessimism, seeing a lotus in the mud is optimism.



Wit Quotes: "If you can't impress them with your argument, impress them with your actions."

If you can't impress them with your argument, impress them with your actions.



Wit Quotes: "Politeness is the first thing people lose once they get the power."

Politeness is the first thing people lose once they get the power.



Wit Quotes: "With discipline, you can lose weight, you can excel in work, you can win the war."

With discipline, you can lose weight, you can excel in work, you can win the war.



Wit Quotes: "Anger gets you into trouble, ego keeps you in trouble."

Anger gets you into trouble, ego keeps you in trouble.



Wit Quotes: "Arrogant men with knowledge make more noise from their mouth than making a sense from their mind."

Arrogant men with knowledge make more noise from their mouth than making a sense from their mind.



Wit Quotes: "Respect cannot be inherited, respect is the result of right actions."

Respect cannot be inherited, respect is the result of right actions.



Wit Quotes: "State first, subject second, statesman last."

State first, subject second, statesman last.



Wit Quotes: "Creativity without discipline will struggle, creativity with discipline will succeed."

Creativity without discipline will struggle, creativity with discipline will succeed.



Wit Quotes: "Parents expect only two things from their children, obedience in their childhood and respect in their adulthood."

Parents expect only two things from their children, obedience in their childhood and respect in their adulthood.



Wit Quotes: "Father has a strengthening character like the sun and mother has a soothing temper like the moon."

Father has a strengthening character like the sun and mother has a soothing temper like the moon.



Wit Quotes: "During a conversation, listening is as powerful as loving."

During a conversation, listening is as powerful as loving.