Wit Quotes

I follow my own methods, and tell as much or as little as I choose. That is the advantage of being unofficial.

Jack shall have Jill.Nought shall go ill.

It was rather too late in the day to set about being simple-minded and ignorant.

They are fond of fun and therefore witty, wit being well-bred insolence.

The wittiest authors raise the very slightest of smiles.

Good madonna, give me leave toprove you a fool.

Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.

I'm very fond of experimental housekeeping.

Well, well, " said he, "do not make yourself unhappy. If you are a good girl for the next ten years, I will take you to a review at the end of them.

If it's me against 48 I feel sorry for the 48.

Melancholy men are of all others the most witty.

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.

True wit is Nature to advantage dress'd What oft was thought but ne'er so well express'd.

Belief in form but disbelief in content - that's what makes an aphorism charming.

True wit is nature to advantage dress'd What oft was thought but ne'er so well expressed.

Great men may jest with saints 'tis wit in them But in the less foul profanation.

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relation.

Half is better than none unless it be of a wit.

He drew a circle that shut me out-Heretic, rebel, a thing to flout.But love and I had the wit to win:We drew a circle and took him In !From the poem " Outwitted

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs.

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, " Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me.

Ack!" I said.Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me.

Why hasn't anyone killed him yet?”“Dumb luck, ” Wit said. “In that I’m lucky you’re all so dumb.

Yeah you can have a word, " said Harry savagely. "Good-bye.

Give the People what they want - and they'll get what they deserve.

If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they just apologized for.

Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth is ruled by men and not by animals.

When you are angry try your best to go to sleep, it keeps you away from speaking, writing and thinking while you are angry.

If you change who you are to suit other people, you may end up dressed for the wrong occasion

One says the things which one feels the need to say, and which the other will not understand: one speaks for oneself alone.

Fail soon so that you can succeed sooner.

Today it is cheaper to start a business than tomorrow.

To a farmer dirt is not a waste, it is wealth.

If the farmer is rich, then so is the nation.

A farmer is a magician who produces money from the mud.

Networking isn't how many people you know, it's how many people know you.

An entrepreneur with strong network makes money even when he is asleep.

He wasn't aware of it but when he smiled he looked like an amiable bear. When he didn't smile he didn't look amiable

Seeing the mud around a lotus is pessimism, seeing a lotus in the mud is optimism.

If you can't impress them with your argument, impress them with your actions.

Politeness is the first thing people lose once they get the power.

With discipline, you can lose weight, you can excel in work, you can win the war.

Anger gets you into trouble, ego keeps you in trouble.

Arrogant men with knowledge make more noise from their mouth than making a sense from their mind.

Respect cannot be inherited, respect is the result of right actions.

State first, subject second, statesman last.

Creativity without discipline will struggle, creativity with discipline will succeed.

Parents expect only two things from their children, obedience in their childhood and respect in their adulthood.

Father has a strengthening character like the sun and mother has a soothing temper like the moon.

During a conversation, listening is as powerful as loving.