What The Hell Quotes

The cool thing about being best friends is that you can make big plans even if there's only a slim chance in hell that they'll ever happen.

I figure it this way - if a woman claims she didn't want me to fudge her, then you already know she's a liar. So what the hell's the point of a trial, y'know?

[W]hat makes earth feel like Hell is our expectation that it should feel like Heaven.

All hope abandon, ye who enter here.

Zitner said hell would freeze over before something like that happened. Harold had a brief image of Adolf Hitler and Judas Iscariot handing out ice-skates and went on heaving sandbags.

What makes the earth feel like Hell is our expectation that it ought to feel like Heaven.

Life moves very fast. It rushes from Heaven to Hell in a matter of seconds.

They say that in the second before our death, each of us understands the real reason for our existence, and out of that moment, heaven or hell is born.

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else?And shall I couple Hell?

I don't like to commit myself about Heaven and Hell, you see, I have friends in both places.

Hell is—other people!

So with curious eyes and sick surmiseWe watched him day by day, And wondered if each one of usWould end the self-same way, For none can tell to what red HellHis sightless soul may stray.

I would prefer an intelligent hell to a stupid paradise.

Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned. May not one lost soul be permitted to abstain?

Frightened people live in their own special hell.

Each step you take from Jesus Christ, brings you closer to hell.

The subject of heaven is much easier to accept than the subject of hell. And yet the Bible teaches both.

Not one word about hell in the Bible would ever make you want to go there.

I am conscious of the fact that the subject of hell is not a very pleasant one. It is very unpopular, controversial, and misunderstood . . .As a minister I must deal with it. I cannot ignore it.

Among those Christians to whom hell means little, Calvary means less.

The Bible teaches there is hell for every person who willingly and knowingly rejects Christ as Lord and Savior. Many passages could be quoted to support that fact.

Hell has been cloaked in folklore and disguised in fiction for so long, many people deny the reality of such a place.

A seminary professor I once knew told his students, “Never preach about hell without tears in your eyes.

The Bible says more about hell than about heaven.

No one spoke more about hell than Jesus did, and the hell He came to save men from was not only a hell on earth . . .it was something to come.

Hell is paved with good intentions.

That one smooth black eye stared, and reflected in it I fancied I could see the cyclopeon city, and the endless column of the marching dead.

the people are the biggesthorror show on earth, have been forcenturies.

There’s an idea that hell is other people. My idea is that it might be repetition.

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in times of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.

[T]he infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists. That is why they invented Hell.

What's optimism? said Cacambo. Alas, said Candide, it is a mania for saying things are well when one is in hell.

animals never worry about Heaven or Hell. neither do I. maybe that's why we get along

Oh threats of Hell and Hopes of Par

Everyone who has ever built anywhere a new heaven first found the power thereto in his own hell.

Heaven is the most angelically dull place in all creation

Parting is all we know of heaven and all we need of hell.

When I was young I used to have this nightmare about dying. I used to lie awake at night screaming. All my schoolfriends went to heaven or hell, and I was sent to Southend.

God, in his infinite wisdom, hid Hell in the middle of Paradise, to keep us on our toes.

The reason Milton wrote in fetters when he wrote of Angels & God, and at liberty when of Devils & Hell, is because he was a true Poet and of the Devil's party without knowing it.

You did thirst for blood, and with blood I fill you

The strongest intimidation, by the way, is the invention of a hereafter with a hell everlasting.

PORTERThis is a lot of knocking! Come to think of it, if a man were in charge of opening the gates of hell to let people in, he would have to turn the key a lot.

For whence did Dante get the material for his hell, if not from this actual world of ours? And indeed he made a downright hell of it.

May your first day in hell last ten thousand years, and may it be the shortest.

..., dying seems like the greatest weakness, and in a world where people say you're lazy for not shaving your legs, then being dead seems like the ultimate character flaw. Chapter I.

Something more terrible than a hell where one suffers may be imagined, and that is a hell where one is bored.

The safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope soft underfoot without sudden turnings without milestones without signposts.

We may not pay Satan reverence for that would be indiscreet but we can at least respect his talents.

Nor ear can hear nor tongue can tell The tortures of that inward hell.