What The Hell Quotes

The lawyer's pouch is a mouth of hell.

How the hell are you supposed to know what God wants you to do with your life, eh?

To hell with the future. It's a man-eating idol.

I know what kind of people would have the hottest corner in my conception of hell. It would be those who have helped to give goodness a bad name.

Ugh! Why can't Hell stay where it's at? Why does it always have to break loose?

To hell with pleasure that's haunted by fear.

If I was bound for hell, let it be hell. No more false heaven. No more damned magic.

At the end of the day, there are a hell of a lot of notes being played out there and I defy the average middle-American or the average punter to differentiate between them.

I'm very glad I'm not a politician. I think it's one step away from the gates of hell, being a politician. I really do. It's a nightmare.

You can't make rules regarding the moral behavior of something unless you know what the hell it is, and what it's capacities are. What it can do, what it can't do.

We need more fruitcakes in this world and less bakers! We need people that care! I'm mad as hell! And I don't want to take it anymore!

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it.

What a hell of a league this is. Ah hit .387, .408, and .395 the last three years and Ah ain't won nothin' yet!

There are babies a span long in hell.

Satire is meant to have teeth; satire is meant to be dangerous. But it also happens to be fun because subversion and telling the right kind of people to go to hell is supposed to feel good.

The world is full of beautiful girls. But they're not Angelina Jolie. She's fun, honest, intelligent, gorgeous and divinely talented. She brings a hell of a lot to the party.

I'll be a good boy, please make me well. I promise you anything, get me out of this hell. Cold turkey has got me on the run.

I am short a cheek-bone and an ear, but am able to whip all hell yet.

Nonfiction-wha t the hell, that just says, this is nongrapefruit we're having this morning.

You ain't worth a greased lack pin to ram you into hell.

Oh, yes, thy sins Do run before thee to fetch fire from hell, To light thee thither.

When your tongue can taste shadows and your friends are shedding tears, That's when you know that hell is empty 'cos all the devils are here.

I'm what is known as gradually disintegrating. I don't fear the next world, or anything. I don't fear hell, and I don't look forward to heaven.

In hell they will bore you, in heaven you will bore them.

Sometimes I make my life a living hell by writing complex stories with complex characters. But I love it.

Money doesn't spend in hell.... The devil deals in a different coin.

Steep yourself in your subject, work like hell, and love, honor and obey your hunches.

Nebraska is proof that hell is full and the dead are walking the earth.

Being injured is quite an awkward situation to be in mentally. Physically, it's quite good to have a bit of a rest, but mentally it's hell.

How in heck are they handling their surplus population in Hell these days? Maybe by the time you and I are in the queue there won't be room for us.

I know for a fact that Heaven and Hell are here on Earth.

Love is real. In every single moment, there are only two choices: love or fear. I can tell you from experience that love is exponentially more powerful. And a hell of a lot more fun.

I have two vintage typewriters. One just about works and the other hasn't a hope in hell, bless it. But they're both beautiful, and they'll stay with me just as long as there's a roof over my head.

Love is as strong as death, as hard as Hell. Death separates the soul from the body, but love separates all things from the soul.

I was blown away by the control and the range that I was hearing. I'm listening to Pavarotti and thinking, What the hell have I been doing with my voice all these years?

I could believe only in the hell I was living in, a hell on earth, and it was man-made, not God-made.

To hell with that. If a guy can pull a big erg, I can teach him how to row.

If the Church were not true, our enemies would be bored rather than threatened, and acquiescent rather than anxious. Hell is moved only when things move heavenward.

I guess because deejaying has become my job, I tend to listen to really horrible stuff on my spare time. If you heard my iPod you'd be like, "what the hell?"

I am who I am, I enjoy life in my own way and that is hell of a lot more than most people can say for themselves

I spent most of my adult life as someone's mother and the rest of my life trying to make sure that children are safe. So this to me is - we wrote Hell Is For Children in 1979.

I don’t want money. What the hell’s money good for? You can’t drive it and you can’t eat it and it won’t even fix a flat.

I can make men follow me to hell.

Nothing keeps people together like the exalted conviction that they alone are to be spared that eternal anguish of hell fire to which everyone else will be condemned.

The ego is an island in the ocean of Hell. You want to get rid of the Hell but you don't want to get rid of that island. Then there is trouble.

I begin every novel with the vow that I will not write about technology, Catholicism, or Hell. As you know, I end up writing about all three. They just happen to be personal obsessions of mine.

If you don't love your mother you go straight to hell.

Spirituality really lost its way when it became a stick to beat people with: ‘Do this or you’ll burn in hell.

What we believe about heaven and hell is incredibly important because it exposes what we believe about who God is and what God is like.

God cannot send to eternal pain a man who has done something toward improving the condition of his fellow-man. If he can, I had rather go to hell than to heaven and keep company with such a god.