What Ifs Quotes

If there were a god, don't you think he would have flicked Hitler's head off?

If you can't outplay the opposition, you must outnumber them.

If the day ever comes when I can swallow defeat, I'll quit.

If nobody has too much, everybody will have enough.

I like to unwind by doing nothing. If I do get a day, I just like to vegetate and laze around.

If more people were screamin', I could relax.

If the opportunity is not out there for you to play it, then you don't see it.

If I'm going to break them, I'm going to break them both.

Wouldn't it be great if people could get to live suddenly as often as they die suddenly?

We continue to speak, if only in whispers, to something inside us that longs to be named.

If you want to find guys with small penises, go to the Hummer dealership.

If thou dost love, proclaim it faithfully.

I love my solitude, and I would love it still more if I had more of it.

Anything is possible if you put your mind to it and you really work hard.

If you are going to tell people the truth, you had better make them laugh or they will kill you.

If you are a terror to many, then beware of many.

If we know that we are now at the point where we have always wanted to be, we will be there. . . because we are never there but always here, now!

Equality cannot be reached if fought in a divisive way.

You can't know if your values are being violated if you're ambiguous about what they are

If you really want to diminish a candidate, depict him as the foil of his handler. This is as old in American politics as politics itself.

If we get too far ahead of ourselves we will fall over.

Slowly we adjust, but only if we have to.

You are not reconciled to God if you are unreconciled with your fellow human beings.

Faith ever says, "If Thou wilt," not "If Thou canst.

If humility is always desirable, generous humility is still more so.

I'm terrified of men these days. If someone asked me out now, I don't know what I'd say, how I'd react. But I couldn't go through with it, not at all. I suppose I've been terrified of them all along.

If you go out and watch nature closely, you will find something so joyful that it will completely fill you.

...if you feel everything intensely, ultimately you feel nothing at all.

The aura of uninvincibility has gone, if there is such a word.

If God had meant them to be lifted and separated, He would have put one on each shoulder.

... I prefer true but imperfect knowledge, even if it leaves much undetermined and unpredictable, to a pretense of exact knowledge that is likely to be false.

If you don't want to do something,don't impose on others

If you gotta label me, label me proud.

Equality would be a heaven, if we could attain it.

If you can't be funny, be interesting.

[If] You don't like the rule, change the rule; but play by the rules.

If you make a mistake, celebrate.

If my jeans could talk, would I be embarrassed?

If you can't trust your coke dealer, who can you trust?

I told myself over and over again, do it for its images, for the pleasure you get out of it. Do it for your friends If you get more, that's a bonus.

If I don't play for a while, it's just like getting hungry.

If your woman is asleep every time you get home, shes just really tired. Of you.

If you make the choice to serve the public, public service, then serve the public, not yourself.

You are rich if and only if money you refuse tastes better than money you accept.

Cultivate friendships. If you don't have time to cultivate all of them, plow under every fifth one and collect your bonus.

Happiness is only real if shared.

If you improve on the present, what comes later will also be better.

My mother told me...if you're going to get anywhere, you're going to have to do it yourself, because no one is going to do it for you.

If someone throws you the ball, you don't have to catch it.

if I had one ambition it was to make my life itself into a poem.