Two Quotes

Two bats were hanging up in a cave and one said to the other, 'When I'm older, I hope I don't become incontinent'.

We basically created a computational unit out of two brains.

I'm inspired by watching and listening to people. For example, my first novel, The Scale, came to life after I overheard two women discussing their struggle with their weight at the gym.

I gave away two dogs years ago because I felt guilty at not being able to give them the time and attention they deserved. I now regularly feed an army of squirrels and wild birds around our house.

Actually, the Kentucky moment was better than winning the two National Championships, because it was the epitome of what I try to get from a team in a crisis situation.

Surely, God on high has not refused to give us enough wisdom to find ways to bring us an improvement in relations between the two great nations on earth.

Seeing is limited by two borders: Strong light, which blinds, and total darkness.

At eighty-two, I feel like a twenty-year-old, but, unfortunately, there's never one around.

There are two types of companies in the world: those that know they've been hacked, and those that don't.

I miss the $2 bill, 'cause I can break a two. $20, no. $10, no. $5, maybe, $2? Oh yeah. What do you need, a one and another one?

The car crash that took the lives of these two lovely people has been portrayed as a traffic accident caused by a drunk driving at high speed. The reality is that it was murder.

Investors have to ask themselves two questions. How much can we grow our investments? And, can we afford our mistakes?

...over the past two days, we managed to shoot down 196 missiles before they hit their target.

You knew you were an Arab if your ride form the airport was two dozen people.

Americans cannot maintain their essential faith in government if there are two Americas, in which the private sector's work subsidizes the disproportionate benefits of this new public sector elite.

In two cases I did not fulfill my role as defense minister, in that I did not stop things that I was sure should have been stopped.

I get to see the different sides of skating now which involves not only competing, but entertainment.

There are two kinds of fidelity, that of dogs and that of cats; you, gentleman, have the fidelity of cats who never leave the house.

Any fact is better established by two or three good testimonies than by a thousand arguments.

The unthinkable occurred: two communist countries went to war with each other.

On two legs, Mickey Mantle would have been the greatest ballplayer who ever lived.

If you realize that the other person is a human being too, and you have exactly the same kind of spiritual path, and then the two can become good practitioners. This appears to be practical for both.

Since it is difficult to join them together, it is safer to be feared than to be loved when one of the two must be lacking.

Sarcasm and compassion are two of the qualities that make life on Earth tolerable.

Every citizen in every country in the world now grows up in two nations. Their own and Hollywood.

Society is composed of two great classes, those that have more dinners than appetite, and those who have more appetite than dinners.

There are many highly successful businesses in the United States. There are also many highly paid executives. The policy is not to intermingle the two.

I believe there are two sides to the phenomenon known as death, this side where we live, and the other side where we shall continue to live. Eternity does not start ith death. We are in eternity now.

In establishment Indian and Pakistani thought, Kashmiris are defined as different from the nationals of the two countries.

Life is a sandwich of activity between two periods of bed-wetting.

I grew up in a house full of women. I have two older sisters and my mum who is a very strong woman.

During my time we had two chairman of the joint chiefs of staff, at different times of course, on the bridge, both of whom asked my permission to sit on the captain's chair.

I won player of the year and players' player, two cups and two championship medals, had a great time.

You face challenges and you have to make choices. You're weighing the necessary responsibility toward reality and authenticity and of course the need to create a compressed drama over two hours.

Don't get fancy. Have you cooked an apple pie? You don't know what you did wrong? Do this: Take two or three apples. Put them on a table. Study them.

Keeping passion at bay or surrendering blindly to it - which of these two attitudes is the least destructive?

Every human being should know two languages: the language of society and the language of signs. One serves to communicate with other people, the other serves to understand God's messages.

My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers.

With the money I'm making, I should be playing two positions.

To Jane Jacob’s three traditional urban values of civic space, human scale and diversity, the current environmental imperative adds two more: conservation and regionalism.

Diversion and indifference are the two widest roads to Hell in today's world.

I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace, that two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a congress.

The man who would be fully employed should procure a ship or a woman, for no two things produce more trouble.

Below the knee, halfway down the arm, and two finger widths below the collarbone.

One Galileo in two thousand years is enough.

A long-playing full shot is what always separates the men from the boys. Anybody can make movies with a pair of scissors and a two-inch lens.

I pinned Kurt Angle two weeks ago in that tag match...so...I think I've proven that I can hang with the Olympic Hero.

People should be talking about "yoga asanas" as a competive sport. Because there are many forms of yoga. The most common two forms are hatha yoga and raja yoga. That's mostly what people understand.

History is the action and reaction of these two, nature and thought.

Those two songs condense the two albums. They also show what the audiences wanted. I was desperate to keep the band together and find something that the public would like.