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You meet new people. We just spent two hours with people we didn't know before, just talking about the Badgers.

The trick is always to write in pairs because if at least two people find it funny, you've immediately halved the odds of it not being funny.

I'm the least-educated person in my immediate family. My two other brothers have multiple advanced degrees, and I only have one. [...] Actually, now that I've got a Nobel Prize, I feel equal.

I collect rare photographs... I have two... One of Houdini locking his keys in his car... the other is a rare picture of Norman Rockwell beating up a child.

[Referring to a glass of water:] I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody!

There are many crooked lines and one straight line. Which is the line of truth? Why the straight line? Truth is always the shortest distance between two points.

The musician and the listener. If this is love between two strangers watching each other from afar, that rough, burning moment when you rush in and kiss is the show.

'Drugs' and psychedelics are not two members of a family, they are antithetically opposed to each other. The pro-psychedelic position is an anti-drug position.

To carry language from two dimensions into three is the task of the poets, and the rebels in the 20th Century.

Fine tuning the institutions built by powdered wig guys two hundred years ago is a long shot at holding the whole thing together.

One person is nothing. Two people are a nation.

It occurred to me that at one point it was like I had two diseases - one was Alzheimers, and the other was knowing I had Alzheimers.

If two people share one, their destinies become intertwined. They'll remain a part of each other's lives no matter what.

The human body has two ends on it: one to create with and one to sit on. Sometimes people get their ends reversed. When this happens they need a kick in the seat of the pants.

The Almighty has been pleased to grant us a signal victory on Lake Champlain in the capture of one Frigate, one Brig and two sloops of war of the enemy.

We are an episode between two oblivions.

One, two, three...let's go shopping!

Proposition VIII. When two Undulations, from different Origins, coincide either perfectly or very nearly in Direction, their joint effect is a Combination of the Motions belonging to each.

Maintaining checks and balances on the power of the Judiciary Branch and the other two branches is vital to keep the form of government set up by our Founding Fathers.

Academics and wrestling, you cant separate the two.

The person I fear most in the last two rounds is myself.

It was her mother, I didn't know what to say, I was hanging by a string. She said, hey you two, I was once like you and liked to do the wild thing.

When you think of the number of men in the world who hate each other, why, when two men love each other, does the church split?

The New York Times said, "There are two superpowers in the world: the United States and the world peace movement."

My two daughters live on Facebook and social media is their mode of communication.

I have two children and they're young yet but all of the children that I know really inspire me.

The reactions of organic magnesium compounds are of two kinds - reactions of substitution and reactions of addition.

Recreational shopping is the shortest distance between two points: you and broke.

Relationships are a two way street. Not a highway and a bike path.

We must follow the rule: Better fewer, but better. We must follow the rule: Better get good human material in two or even three years than work in haste without hope of getting any at all.

How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?

Satan can only attack us from the outside in. He may work through the lust and sensations of the body or through the mind and emotion of the soul, for those two belong to the outward man.

I wondered if the life that was right for one was ever right for two!

There were many things I could do for two or three days and earn enough money to live on for the rest of the month. By temperament I'm a vagabond and a tramp.

Experience and enthusiasm are two fine business attributes seldom found in one individual.

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.

There are two kinds of adventurers: those who go truly hoping to find adventure and those who go secretly hoping they won't.

Life is a vacation from two eternities, who wants to waste those precious years worrying about what happens when you get back to forever?

Life is a vacation from two eternities.

I cite these events because I think they underline two very disturbing phenomena - the loss of U.S. international credibility, the growing U.S. international isolation.

I've heard that the two plants that make Ayahuasca (Banisteriopsis caapi and Psychotria viridis) in the Amazon, are increasingly difficult to find in the wild.

Everybody is two beings: one lives and flourishes in the daylight and stands guard. The other being walks and howls at night.

I did not and do not think of the solidity-liquidity conundrum as a dichotomy; I view those two conditions as a couple locked, inseparably, in a dialectical bond.

Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.

We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast.

I had only two offers of marriage in my life, and I refused both.

In the movies, Bette Davis lights two cigarettes and hands the second one to James Cagney. It was just so glamorous and romantic.

There are many elements to a campaign. Leadership is number one. Everything else is number two.

Every building is a prototype. No two are alike.

In World War One, they called it shell shock. Second time around, they called it battle fatigue. After 'Nam, it was post-traumatic stress disorder.