This Guy Quotes

There's no such thing as a perfect guy. I think it would be strange if somebody was absolutely everything you always wanted, because then there'd be no challenge. Also, you'd feel inferior.

I basically went out with any guy who asked me because hardly anyone ever asked me out.

I didn't really [seriously] go out with any guys until I was 18 and met my ex-fiancé, Michael Weatherly.

I'm really good at being sarcastic with guys. That's the best way to hang out with them, because that's what guys . They don't want the quiet, prissy little things.

You change with the guys you date.

We don't really have a movie industry; we have a trailer industry. The movie guys make five minutes worth of stuff to get people in the theatre, and eighty-five minutes of filler.

Whoopie doo guys, yes, I've dated girls and I've dated boys - get over it.

I have moments, like a guy saying to me on the tube, "You know, you look a lot like Jessie Ware."

I love Stewart Lee's 'Comedy Vehicle' on BBC2. The guy is a genius.

Remember, Bernie [Sanders] was the guy. He was the one guy that could win this, and head-to-head he could go against [Donald] Trump and win.

I was just a big guy running down with a big, deep pocket and little short stick putting it against my chest.

Erlking,” I told her. “Big-time bad guy. Wants to eat me.” “Why?” she asked. “Well. I met him,” I said.

But I am dead certain--ba-dump-bump-ching--that I'm the first guy to lead an army of spirits in an assault from the spirit-world side...and had them start off screaming, "BOO!

You don’t have to run faster than the bear to get away. You just have to run faster than the guy next to you.

Any factual errors that remain are entirely the fault of Bob, who snuck into the offices at DAW to try to sabotage my book. I hate that guy.

Guys would hang out in groups just to be with the music.

I have been the guy who has everything but yet is so one-track minded about what I want, that I can't see my blessings.

I'm usually the guy who says, 'Bruce Willis and Denzel Washington in the Siege'!

I like to be a strategic policy guy.

I'm an eccentric, silly, observational guy, but I'm not gonna frighten off social conservatives.

Is there a homeless guy built in to the design of Dunkin' Donuts? ...There'll be an entrance here... a deranged lunatic here.

My whole comic persona is that of a guy who explores the id: I romanticize gluttony, I romanticize laziness, and people identify with that.

Most single guys I know think fatherhood is terrifying.

I'm a guy who comes from a small town in the Midwest. It's not in my nature to say the most explicit things in public.

I didn't choose to be the guy who talks about the mundane - it's just who I am and it's what kind of works for me.

I wish, in some ways, I was the type of comedian who could do something blistering and topical, but I'm the guy who gets stuck in the revolving door and thinks I should write about that.

Definitely River Phoenix is somebody that I thought, "This guy is very cool." I wanted to be like him when I was a kid.

I sign every autograph I can for kids because I remember myself at that age. I think it's ridiculous that some guys won't sign for a kid.

We have a very intelligent team. I've had clubs that when you tell a guy to go back door, he leaves the gym. Or you tell the team you're going to have a closed practice and eight guys don't show up.

The No. 20 (Matt Kenseth) broke the pace car speed, which you aren't supposed to, but, they aren't calling guys on that so I need to start trying that in the future.

I was able to get through the field and get this Lowe's ProServices Chevy up front. Those last few restarts I was able to hang on and duke it out with those guys and get a nice, top-three finish.

President Obama broke a world record after he reached a million followers on Twitter in just five hours. The only guys not following Obama? His Secret Service agents. They lost track months ago.

The film 'Boyhood' won the Golden Globe for best drama. It follows one guy's journey over the course of 12 years - or as Mitt Romney calls that, 'running for president.'

If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.

I'm very much an Enlightenment kind of guy.

As a woman, you listen to more female singers, like guys listen to more rock bands. So in that way, they influence you because you're trying to create an identity; you look to others to model.

I was so flat I used to put Xs on my chest and write, 'You are here.' I wore angora sweaters just so the guys would have something to pet.

I was watching something the other day which started out with five guys walking towards you and one woman, and there you go-it's still being dominated by the male society.

Any guy afraid to die was a guy who was afraid to live.

At home I was raped by a guy i thought I loved' Trixie said, because thats what it was to her and always would be.

He’s not your typical prince, more like a square peg in a round hole, kind of like me. He’s the sort of guy who wouldn’t mind reading side by side on a date.

You guys might be surprised, but I am not Honey Boo Boo Child.

I'm kind of an old-fashioned guy.

I don't throw people under the bus. When I stick by a guy - I may not agree with him all the time, but I sure don't throw him under the bus.

I've been a strong supporter of public financing my whole career. I'm the first guy to introduce a public financing bill to the United States Senate in 1973.

You're looking at a middle-class guy. I am who I am.

In my neighborhood, when you've got something to say to a guy, you look him in the eye and you say it to him.

I'm the luckiest guy in the world to be my parents' son.

It's a lot of power to give the director to edit his own stuff. It's also a time thing: you don't want to have to wait for the guy to finish shooting before he starts editing.

I'm a big shoe guy, too. I have far too many pairs. Whenever there's a new style out, I'll text my stylist: 'Can we get a pair of those?'