So Percy Quotes

My only thought was to keep him away from Annabeth.

I stared at him (Dionysus). "You're...you're married? But I thought you got in trouble for chasing a wood nymph-

Percy: I thought I’d lost my mom forever, and I was stuck on a hill in a thunderstorm fighting this huge bull dude while Grover was passed out wailing. “Food!” It was terrifying, man.

I stared at her. Maybe I wasn't the brightest guy in the world when it came to girls, but I was pretty sure Rachel had just dumped me, which was lame considering we'd never even been together.

Sugar and caffeine. My willpower crumbled.

Please, Percy...change your clothes. You smell like you've been run over by an electric horse.

Percy blinked. “So your brother is a winged horse. But you’re also my half brother, which means all the flying horses in the world are my…You know what? Lets’ forget it.

No more Lastrygonians.” Ella fluttered down and landed next to them. “Six minus six is zero. Spears are good for subtraction, yep.

Nico started to crawl away, groaning. Percy wanted him to move faster and groan less. He considered throwing his wonder bread at him.

Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.

I've found peace here at the co-op. You could stay with us, if you want. Become a ROFLcopter.

My mother was gone. The whole world should be black and cold. Nothing should look beautiful.

Hello, Minister!" bellowed Percy, sending a neat jinx straight at Thicknesse, who dropped his wand and clawed at the front of his robes, apparently in awful discomfort. "Did I mention I'm resigning?

I was wondering how you got all that out of a single moooooo

As for me, I did the stupidest thing in my life, which is saying a lot. I attacked the Titan Lord Atlas.

You'd think getting chopped into a million pieces and cast into the darkest part of the Underworld would give him a subtle clue that nobody wanted him around.

Now, leave." All three boys slumped forward. Percy fell face-first into his pizza. "Percy!" Annabeth grabbed him.

Hope does not leave without being given permission.

hermes has threatened me with slow mail. lousy Internet service and a horrible stock market if i publish this story. I hope he is just bluffing.

She'd secretly had a crush on him since they were twelve years old. Last summer, she'd fallen for him hard.

You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you out of class faster than anything else.

Seriously, who curses you with their dying breath and says, I hope your eye twitches!

I was flying right toward him (the pig) at the speed of demigod-smashing.

Maybe it's okay to still be a kid every once in a while.

If my mom told one more story about how cute I looked in the bathtub when I was three years old I was going to burrow into the snow and freeze myself to death.

I should throw you off this building minus the flying horse and see how heroic you sound on the way down.

He was making a brave attempt, but Jason could see the sadness lingering in his eyes. Something had happened to him... something to do with Calypso.

Tyson was still staring at Chiron in amazement. He whimpered like he wanted to pat Chiron's flank but was afraid to come closer. "Pony?

Stop!" he yelled at the others. "Multigrain fighting is not allowed!

And I was holding someone who was destined to be my best friend, or possibly my worst enemy.

I hoped I wasn't blushing. It was bad enough I had to depend on my mom to drive me to my battles.

Fish Ponies! I put them on the ceiling!" -Tyson

There's no point in defending camp if you guys die. All our friends are here.

Terminus sniffed. “I guard borders. I don’t kill giants. It’s not in my job description.

There are parties and then there are huge major blowout parties. And then there are Olympian parties. If you ever get a choice go for the Olympian.

I know, I'm an idiot!" Leo moaned. "A brilliant idiot, but still an idiot.

The wind blowing through my ripped clothes was so cold that I felt like a Percysicle.

Your head is full of kelp.

Great, I thought. We just blowtorched a national monument.

Different elevator music was playing since my last visit-that old disco song "Stayin' Alive." A terrifying image flashed through my mind of Apollo in bell-bottom pants and a slinky silk shirt.

You're pretty smug, Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues.

It was like Percy had faced death before, like he knew about grief. What mattered was listening. You didn’t need to say you were sorry. The only thing that helped was moving on—moving forward.

You Titans are about as bright as my gym socks.

Dude! said a party pony as he unloaded his gear. Did you see that bear guy? He was all like: 'Whoa, I have an arrow in my mouth!

What I did next was so impulsive and dangerous I should've been named ADHD poster child of the year.

So Beckendorf was pretty popular?" Leo asked. "I mean-before he blew up?

I love Greek Mythology, wish there was a TV series, like being human or smallville, but with the series based around Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Holla Mayne!

Stand your ground!" Stheno yelled. "I've got free samples!

I do not think I have ever seen a nastier-looking man... Under the black hat, when I had first seen them, the eyes had been those of an unsuccessful rapist. [on Brit poet Percy Wyndham Lewis]

Tell me again, exactly what Dr. Thorn said.""Um, I hate middle school dances.""No, no. After that.