Rick Riordan, The Demigod Diaries Quotes

It was almost enough to make me turn vegetarian, except for the pesky fact that I loved cheeseburgers.

I know, I'm an idiot!" Leo moaned. "A brilliant idiot, but still an idiot.

hermes has threatened me with slow mail. lousy Internet service and a horrible stock market if i publish this story. I hope he is just bluffing.

I had a fair idea how it felt to get spanked with a large flat surface, and my rump clenched in sympathy.