Screwed Quotes

The great equalizer is health. If you don't have it, you're screwed.

Of course, screwed up families are not the exclusive province of the famous. Still, most families get to screw up in private.

I've screwed up and I've overcommitted and it's typical of me.

Even if I screw up in my personal life, as long as I'm not destroying myself, I just think, "Okay, I screwed up." I'm not Mother Theresa.

When I was growing up, there were a lot more arts in the public schools. Politically, America has screwed up on that.

Everybody's a bit screwed up, you know. You can take it as symptoms of a disorder, or you can take it as personality. Me, I'd rather think it as parts of personality.

I screwed up. Again. You're shocked, I'm sure.

I got you a present." "Did you?" "It's a book of poetry--romancy stuff. I thought, 'How schmaltzy is that,' so it seemed like the thing. Then I screwed up and left it in my desk at work

I doubt trees are ever told to 'be the screwed-up ninth-grader.'

There was something special about being in a strange place, all alone in a mass of people even if you had just screwed up your life, or perhaps especially if you had just screwed up your life.

I'd rather be screwed up with you than smooth with anybody else.

gettimg attached to things is pointless. Thats how things get screwed up.People care to much about everything. Let it go. You'll be happier.

One of the torturous things about my job is that, as time goes on, you get more and more clarity on all the things you've screwed up and all the mistakes you've made.

I don't write about anything I don't love even if that love sometimes gets all screwed up and tormented.

In the screwed-up life I’d been dealt, she was my only source of comfort.

Families are the deepest, most screwed up relationships that we have.

I bet the pill is harder to get than drugs--which shows how screwed up this world really is!

We have to laugh at how hard life can be and how screwed up we can be at times... It's a really freeing process when you're not hitting the jokes too hard.

Thank God for Jerry Springer's show. I thought only black folks were that screwed up until I watched Jerry Springer.

Those who remember the past tend to get the story really screwed up.

I pride myself on being down-to-earth. I’m from the Midwest. People who go into show business are screwed up. I romanticized about having a serene life.

Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.

Something got screwed up in terms of your priorities if you think it's more important to get rid of the dividend tax than it is to take care of 11 million kids.

I know I screwed up my 'Godzilla.'

No, I don't think 'The Wire' screwed up my career at all. It's the only reason people have heard of me. It's only been a huge, huge, very fortunate bonus.

there is always something comforting about knowing that you are not alone. That other people feel the way you do. That you are a bit screwed up, but still normal.

Our current perception is very cloudy and all screwed up. As our perception increases through meditation, we're seeing life more correctly.

I think people imagine going back to a time when they knew who they were and they knew what the circumstances were - if you screwed up it was your fault.

I want to explain everything to him, show him that it’s really not as screwed up as it all sounds, but then I remember that it is.

I personally believe a crucial ingredient in rehabilitation is to admit that you completely screwed up.

It takes a lot of energy and creativity to make such screwed up lives carry on. And the kind of will people have to survive, year after year, dealing with that stuff, is weirdly impressive.

Given enough time humans will screw up Wikipedia just as they have screwed up everything else, but so far it's not too bad.

I think young people have a wonderful reaction to color because it's not screwed up by too many references.

That’s what makes a character interesting from an actor’s perspective - the more screwed up, the better.

I very much own the fact that I'm a misfit. The Internet makes everyone realize they're screwed up.

Were really screwed up, aren't we?" "In a very large way.

It was my dream that screwed up, the stupid hearthside idea that it would be wonderful to follow one great red line across America instead of trying various roads and routes.

All my movies got screwed up because of my personality.

Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of the last name? No wonder that guy is screwed up.

Let's fall in love and screw up our lives even more?

I mean, you know how it is. You chase a bottle of sleeping pills with a bottle of Jack Daniel's and life's never the same, no matter how many times you try to tell people it was just an accident.

I heard sad choirs in my mind. There was nothing left of Rachel in the world. He cherished what he'd shown me, and now it was gone. Eureka.

In my experience, what defines a crime depends on who’s getting screwed.

I though I screwed everything up, " I say.He smiles. "You're only one person. In the whole universe. You can't screw everything up.

If all we are is what people think we are, then we're all screwed.