Random Funny Quotes

Random Funny Quote of the day

If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.

Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.

Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.

What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone's been on a 747.

Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public.

Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.

MY FRIEND: SO DO YOU TAKE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE CLASS?ME: SURE DO HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 13 YEARS.MY FRIEND: COOL WHAT LANGUAGE?ME: MATH.

Ish #153 "Artificial plants grow best in artificial light.

Ish #1 "It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles.

Ish #109 "If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker.

My childhood was a drag show!

Never make eye contact with a stranger when you’re having a churro.

The lampshade on my head is for my bright ideas. I won't be able to convey them until Monday, when my curtain gets out of the dry cleaners.

I'm about as intimidating as a butterfly.

Potter, you can skin Malfoy's shrivelfig.