President Quotes

I enjoyed being president, but the campaign against Guinea worm [horrible disease] has opened up a completely new career that is challenging and unpredictable and adventurous - and very gratifying.

There are reports that French President Francois Hollande had an affair with an actress who is 18 years younger than him. It's pretty serious. Under French law, he could face up to 30 high fives.

It's Friday. That's one reason to celebrate. Also, it's the first day in a long time when no one declared they're running for president.

Trump is running for president and he's wasting no time getting down to business. In fact, just after his announcement he demanded to see Jeb Bush's birth certificate.

Yesterday in Florida, President Obama kissed a woman on the cheek after she told him he looks good. Which explains why last night, Michelle made him sleep on Air Mattress One.

Yesterday on CNN, Joe Biden said he hasn't made up his mind about whether he'll run for president in 2016. Which raises the question: 'Who was raising that question?'

A new poll found that almost 70 percent of voters say that whoever our next president is, they must have political experience. You know, because it would be rude to say 'anyone but Donald Trump.'

The BP president said yesterday that the company would survive. That's like someone running over your dog and saying, 'Don't worry, my car is fine.'

Today New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie announced that he's endorsing Mitt Romney for president. It's good news for Romney. I mean, you always want Chris Christie on your side. Unless you're in a canoe.

There are reports that if Joe Biden runs for president, he would promise to serve for only one term - because nothing says confidence like promising your presidency would be over quickly.

The White House is worried about Joe Biden's potential run for president, and a source says they fear that it wouldn't have the right outcome. That's right, they think he might win.

A new poll found that 43 percent of Americans think President Obama is doing a good job at handling the BP oil spill. Of course, the same poll found that 43 percent of Americans hate pelicans.

Rick Perry said Donald Trump is unfit to be president and called for him to immediately withdraw from the race. Then he said, 'And that's coming from ME!'

President Obama broke a world record after he reached a million followers on Twitter in just five hours. The only guys not following Obama? His Secret Service agents. They lost track months ago.

Senate Democrats blocked President Obama's trade bill yesterday because they're worried it could hurt jobs. It's not an issue for Republicans, since they've all found work as presidential candidates.

President Obama is getting a new limousine that will have advanced night-vision capabilities. The technology even has a cool name ... headlights.

In an interview, President Obama said he recently deejayed a small dance party at the White House. Obama has a lot in common with deejays. He takes requests and then completely ignores them.

The film 'Boyhood' won the Golden Globe for best drama. It follows one guy's journey over the course of 12 years - or as Mitt Romney calls that, 'running for president.'

Hillary Clinton used a private email account to conduct official state business. Experts say that if this violates any federal rules, then she . . . will still be president.

Republican Ted Cruz announced that he will run for president in 2016. So finally, Carnival is no longer the most dangerous cruise in America.

President Obama just made his first presidential trip to the state of Utah. Obama spent his time in Utah just like you'd expect - telling people, 'Uh, no, I don't play for the Jazz.'

Ted Cruz raised over a million dollars after announcing that he's running for president. Which is why today RadioShack announced that it is also running for president.

Since my mom is the President of Ballet Hawaii, I'm always in touch with stuff going on.

I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.

Hillary Clinton is going to build up opportunity. Donald Trump is going to tear it down if he becomes president.

Interpreting anyone's marriage - a neighbor's, let alone the president's - is extremely difficult.

I love the president Donald Trump. He supports law enforcement and I'm very humbled. I said publicly, recently, pardon or no pardon, I will be with him until the end.

Grow up, Donald Trump. Grow up. Time to be an adult. You're president. You've got to do something. Show us what you have.

You know whether you have a real relationship with the president when you know it's real.

The truth is I don't regret it. It was the right decision [not run for president] for my family, and the right decision for me.

I always kid the president in different circumstances. Mr. President, a country's never going to be more optimistic than the president.

I didn't deserve to be president just based on the Richter scale of 'Was I tough enough and did I understand the process?'

And I think Hillary Clinton is able to be elected president of the United States.

You're president, if you conclude my judgment is not the right judgment, I abide by that, but I want an opportunity to have an input.

I hope President-elect Trump will work with me and with the rest of the Senate to try to keep more jobs here in America.

I have voted for a Republican for president ever since I was voting and since I was 18 years old.

Whoever is president, my first priority is the same - as always. I look for what's best for West Virginia and the nation as a whole.

I strongly believe that every American should always be rooting for our president to do well, no matter which political party that he or she might belong to.

There will be a libertarian president

You are apprehensive of monarchy; I, of aristocracy. I would therefore have given more power to the President and less to the Senate.

If you only take offense when the president of your party is compared to Hitler, then you're part of the problem.

Jeb Bush is my friend. I think he'd make a great president. I've nudged him for some time.

Clearly while the president is overseas, he's at a conference and while the president is overseas I think it's appropriate that people not be critical of him or our country.

The world is starving for American leadership. But America has an anti-war president.

I would say to the president: This is not about me. This is not about Republicans here in Congress. It's about fairness for the America people.

Don't get me wrong: I would love to be president.

A lot of people have said to me, 'That's a great idea, running for president. You'll get booked for more speeches. You can write a book.'

I have decided not to run for president.

I am going to work with Tom Daschle. And I'll work with the Republican leaders and the president to try and come up with something that we can all be proud of.

The situation in the film is like me going out to Venice Beach and talking to a homeless guy on the boardwalk, and 13 years later he's the president.