Politicians Quotes
That demon will trick you faster than a politician with a liquor license.
Do you know the one about how politics is show business for the ugly? State politics is show business for ugly people who can't remember their lines.
The best way to filter out the bad seeds was to place a job ad for Prime Minister in a national newspaper and all those that applied would be automatically disqualified.
People don't have the imagination to understand politicians. People are too innocent
On the Night of the Halloween, I have never seen any evil apparition or fearsome ghost but politicians on TV! They are the real goblins and specters!
I wish politicians the world over would stop claiming credit for economic growth that happens despite them, not because of them. Grow up...
politicians often had the knack of seeming to know everyone intimately. Either they had remarkable memories, or their secretaries reminded them efficiently.
He was half a politician, and like most of his kind he was an insecure man.
The flute of the Pied Piper of Hamelin has never left us and it is essential that we train our ear to detect its false notes because in our case the flute is being played by the rats.
A politician is a person with whose politics you don't agree if you agree with him he is a statesman.
All political lives unless they are cut off in midstream at a happy juncture end in failure.
The first requirement of a statesman is that he be dull. This is not always easy to achieve.
Greater love hath no man than this that he lay down his friends for his political life.
I gave 'em a sword. And they stuck it in and they twisted it with relish. And I guess if I had been in their position I'd have done the same.
A councillor ought not to sleep the whole night through - a man to whom the populace is entrusted and who has many responsibilities.
Since a politician never believes what he says he is surprised when others believe him.
Power is a drug on which the politicians are hooked. They buy it from the voters using the voters' own money.
A ginooine statesman should be on his guard if he must hev beliefs not to b'lieve 'em too hard.
Politicians make good company for a while just as children do - their self-enjoyment is contagious. But they soon exhaust their favourite subjects -themselves.
A Conservative is a man who will not look at the new moon out of respect for that ancient institution the old one.
It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians.
In Illinois, where legislators are paid $45, 000, plus as much as $10, 000 for leadership work, about half are full-time politicians.
When politics is no longer a mission but a profession, politicians become more self-serving than public servants.