Peanut Butter Quotes

Probably? So you're asking me to trust my life to steel wool and peanut butter?" "Poisoned peanut butter." "Cal, I don't care if it's nuclear peanut butter.

My sweat smells like peanut-butter.

Yes,' he said sincerely. 'Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants.

I recently bought extreme chunky peanut butter. I opened it up.. .it was just peanuts. Wow that is extreme!

The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter.

I always make my favorite pancakes with milk, and I also add some fruit - like a banana or apple with some cinnamon sprinkled on top. I also sometimes put peanut butter on my pancakes!

Peanut butter - the pâté of childhood.

Peanut butter is the greatest invention since Christianity.

I've never slept with a virgin, but I love breaking the seal on a new peanut butter.

Q: What's the difference between a tweaker and an elephant? A: The elephant will eat all your peanut butter.

I'm going to take this God-given gift of being funny, and I'm going to spread it out like peanut butter on everything I do.

Yes, " he said sincerely. "Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants.