Old Jokes Quotes
Old Jokes Quote of the day
Death's an old joke, but each individual encounters it anew.
It was a somber place, haunted by old jokes and lost laughter. Life, as I discovered, holds no more wretched occupation than trying to make the English laugh.
Barack Obama is like the old joke about boats. The two best days of owning a boat are the day you buy it and the day you sell it.
Even evangelicals realize that Pinocchio's father was a carpenter too. That's the old joke.
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never fail to laugh?
If you do a joke that's really old, then what happens is people on Reddit and Twitter just go, 'Real original, you're just doing old jokes!' But bands do it all the time.
I like to tell old jokes on stage after about an hour, or an hour and a half. I'll bring those old ones back because the fans love them.
