Obama Quotes

The European reaction to Obama is a European delusion.

The US head of state grew up on food stamps. The British head of state grew up on the postage stamps.

Donald Trump said he still wants to look more closely at Obama's birth certificate to make sure that it's real. Incidentally, President Obama said the same exact thing about Donald Trump's hair.

President Clinton and President Obama played a round of golf over the weekend. President Clinton asked Obama what his handicap was, and Obama said, 'Joe Biden.'

Yesterday in Florida, President Obama kissed a woman on the cheek after she told him he looks good. Which explains why last night, Michelle made him sleep on Air Mattress One.

During a speech on Sunday, President Obama said to the crowd, 'We've got to vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote.' This went on for an hour until someone finally fixed his teleprompter.

President Obama became the first sitting president to visit a federal prison yesterday. Obama said it was a good chance to talk about prison reform, and to catch up with so many former congressmen.

At a recent education summit, President Obama admitted that he can't rap. When they heard, Americans said, 'Good!'

A new poll found that 43 percent of Americans think President Obama is doing a good job at handling the BP oil spill. Of course, the same poll found that 43 percent of Americans hate pelicans.

President Obama finally has his own personal Twitter account. Even John McCain said, 'Welcome to the Internet, grandpa.'

President Obama broke a world record after he reached a million followers on Twitter in just five hours. The only guys not following Obama? His Secret Service agents. They lost track months ago.

Senate Democrats blocked President Obama's trade bill yesterday because they're worried it could hurt jobs. It's not an issue for Republicans, since they've all found work as presidential candidates.

President Obama is getting a new limousine that will have advanced night-vision capabilities. The technology even has a cool name ... headlights.

In an interview, President Obama said he recently deejayed a small dance party at the White House. Obama has a lot in common with deejays. He takes requests and then completely ignores them.

President Obama just made his first presidential trip to the state of Utah. Obama spent his time in Utah just like you'd expect - telling people, 'Uh, no, I don't play for the Jazz.'

The more Americans find out about President Barack Obama's health care law, the less they like it. A majority of Americans want out.

Remember when Ronald Reagan was president? We had Bob Hope. We had Johnny Cash. Think about where we are today. We have got President Obama. But we have no hope and we have no cash.

It took President Obama to make America lead like America again.

Republican secretaries of state from Kissinger to Baker, Powell to Rice, President Bush, 71 United States Senators all supported President Obama's new START treaty, but not Mitt Romney.

[Michael Flynn] has called President [Barack] Obama a liar.

President Obama has made it clear that the United States is determined to prevent Iran from acquiring nuclear weapons.

Mitt Romney has made it clear that he believes that President Obama was born in the U.S.

Just to hear President Obama speak - he's eloquent, he's so classy.

President Obama is now losing to 'Republican Nominee' in polls - no name needed.

And on Thursday, President Obama seized the opportunity of the National Prayer Breakfast to forthrightly criticize the 'terrible deeds' . . . committed 'in the name of Christ.'.

President Obama still places far too much emphasis on relentless testing with standardized exams.

I think that President Obama is beginning to realize that a lot of his plans have backfired.

Sherrod Brown and President Obama have lost the faith of Jewish Democrats.

I don't think there's any shortage of tough, sometimes vicious rhetoric about President Barack Obama coming from the right. Talk radio shows dominated by conservatives.

As President Obama is inaugurated for a second time, the biggest political surprise is that gun control is now key to his political legacy.

There is absolutely zero chance that ObamaCare will be repealed while Democrats control the Senate and President Obama is in the White House.

There is no debating that, under President Obama, corporate profits are at their highest levels in decades.

Barak Obama initially opposed [war in Libia].

African-American people adore President Obama.

I don't regret my votes for President Obama by any stretch of the imagination.

We didn't hold President Obama as accountable as we might have.

President Obama vowed in his State of the Union address to make assisting domestic manufacturers a top priority for his second term.

We know that President Obama and his accomplishments, that there's a lot of unfinished business there.

Hillary Clinton is for sanctuary cities. She's for catch and release. She's for open borders. She's actually considerably to the left of President Obama on the issue of immigration.

Texas Democrats should be more concerned about what President Obama is doing to destroy the party, and the nation, than about what I am doing in going after him for that.

I think soon after I became director of the CIA - President Obama pulled me into the Oval Office and said: 'Look, I just want you to know that your top priority is to go after Osama bin Laden.'

[Barak Obama] just said children who are Americans or legal residents, they will remain low priorities for enforcement - meaning deportation - as long as they've not.

President Obama has got the most moderate temperament.

President Obama is funny, he's thoughtful, he's challenging, he's fun to work with - and it's been an extraordinary privilege.

President Obama is an extraordinary person to work with and for.

The president-elect seems to want Russia as a friend. President Obama arguably has not wanted to say that Russia is that great of a threat.

The birthers, the fanatics, the people running around in right-wing militia and Aryan support groups, it is unbearable to them that President Barack Obama should exist.

If we were real domestic terrorists, shoot, President Obama would be wanting to pal around with us, wouldn't he?

I feel the choices our president Barack Obama is making now are safer and better.

I'm a big supporter of President Obama.