My Time Quotes

Text is the gateway drug to real time marketing.

At one time or another, everyone's had the rom-com itch that needs to be scratched.

I would say that since I was nine years old I've always wanted to write and direct horror movies and action movies. There's never been a time in my life where that wasn't all I wanted to do.

I’ve never trusted anyone all the time. It’s the people I care about the most that always seem to do the most damage.

I always dressed funny or weird, if you want to call it that. It was always part of who I am and I dressed in my freakish way a long time before we ever thought about founding Orgy.

I have been very, very consistent. But at the same time I kept kind of hitting my head on the ceiling and I couldn't break through.

Now is the time to scrub ideology out of the energy discussion, so we can make bi-partisan progress towards investing in a shared and better future.

In my mind, there's a time and a place for putting your foot down.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

Facebook has revealed their estimated net worth - $96 billion. That's almost as much money as businesses lose every year from their employees wasting time looking at Facebook.

People want to say there isn't racial profiling at the airport, but let's be honest. If you first name is Mohammed, and your last name isn't Ali, leave a little extra time.

They say that most airline seats on planes today are meant for 170-pound passengers. The last time the average American weighed 170 pounds, the Wright Brothers were flying the plane.

The Supreme Court has ruled that anybody can be strip-searched for any kind of arrest. That's something to think about the next time you bring 12 items into a 10-item-or-less lane.

Ambition beats genius 99% of the time

If Jay spent as much time studying as he does trying to be a comedian, he'd be a big star.

Scientists say that Texas and Antarctica were connected at one time. In fact, early Mexicans used to go through Texas to try to sneak into Antarctica.

The Stock Market was down today. Two major businesses declared bankruptcy, consumer spending is at an all time low - in other words, Bush is back on the job.

I'm a staunch Independant. Every time I think I am a Republican, they do something greedy, and every time I think I am a Democrat, they go and do someting stupid.

A new poll shows that Americans now believe that Bill Clinton is more honest than President Bush. At least when Clinton screwed the nation, he did it one person at a time.

Anheuser-Busch gives two free cases of beer to its employees at all of its parks, like Busch Gardens. That's a comforting thought the next time you're getting ready to get on the roller coaster!

According to a survey in this week's Time magazine, 85% of Americans think global warming is happening. The other 15% work for the White House.

It's just a matter of time before we go into Iraq and get Saddam Hussein. I think just before Bush falls below 50 percent, that's when we'll be going.

There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on Osama bin Laden. Which marks the first time in history there has ever been a bounty on a guy's head who wears Bounty on his head.

My dad's idea of a good time is to go to Sears and walk around.

According to Time magazine, global warming is 33% worse than we thought. You know what that means? Al Gore is one-third more annoying than we thought.

I'm going to be going to a secluded spot where no one can find me - NBC prime time.

The Republican debate got pretty heated. They spent most of their time arguing over who God called first.

It happened again this week. Hundreds of people had to be evacuated from O'Hare Airport in Chicago. Seems every time somebody went through with a weapon, the metal detectors accidentally went off.

Tonight the Republican presidential candidates had a big debate, 10 candidates. The last time that many rich white guys got together, I think Exxon merged with Mobil.

I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.

You will, in time, see and show others not just the superficial, but the details, the meanings, and the implications of all that you look at.

You can't just turn on when something happens, you have to be turned on all the time. Then things happen.

All that waiting around for a glimmer of stage time, just getting angry every week... It was just an oppressive, horrible, horrible place to be. I went to work feeling nauseous.

The first time I watched [Keith] Olbermann, his opening monologue, I completely changed the way I approached my radio show.

I like to shoot a lot of choices. I like a lot of stuff - and so I push to go faster, to shrink the time between the takes so that the takes are what you're spending all your time on.

I'm pretty opinionated sometimes although my political views change all the time, too. So I'm not very zealous.

[Dalton] Trumbo wrote this incredible pamphlet, almost on the level of Tom Paine's 'Common Sense,' called 'The Time of the Toad.' It's an exquisitely written treatise regarding the black list era.

For Bryan [Cranston ] to go back in time and become this larger-than-life and somewhat theatrical guy, who performed his ideas and rhetoric in public in a melodic and flashy way, was a bit of a risk.

The reason I love being a senator is that I can have whatever thoughts I have, say whatever I want about any subject at any time, and that is a wonderful feeling of freedom, and I cherish that.

I wish I had more time to write.

I lost my way for a long time.

In the winter I was with Nelson Piquet. He was talking about his capacity to race faster. He said that he was still learning new things all the time.

Whatever passes away is too vile to be the price of time, which is itself the price of eternity.

The thing that attracted me to my husband was his pride. I'll never forget the first time I saw him, standing up on a hill, his hair blowing in the breeze - and he too proud to run and get it.

Don't let the fact that you're spending time getting organized result in late fees on your credit card bills.

One sits down first; one thinks afterwards.

Days, months, years fly away, and irrecoverably sink in the abyss of time.

For a long time visits among lovers and professions of love are kept up through habit, after their behavior has plainly proved that love no longer exists.

A man who has schemed for some time can no longer do without it; all other ways of living are to him dull and insipid.

The mind, like all other things, will become impaired, the sciences are its food,--they nourish, but at the same time they consume it.