Might Quotes

You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.

You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.

Maybe in the 90s or possibly in the next century people will look upon the 80s as the age of masturbation, when it was taken to the limit; that might be all that's going on right now in a big way.

Deceit is a kind of garment that conceals the soul. It might even be compared to a whole wardrobe, so many are its guises.

I don't know why it is we are in such a hurry to get up when we fall down. You might think we would lie there and rest for a while.

My worryingly paradoxical thought process could be summarized thus: Thank God I don't believe in the secret rulers of the world. Imagine what the secret rulers of the world might do to me if I did!

You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

I don't know what impression you might have of the way I live. I live in a quiet place. I do not live as a hermit, though other people would prefer it if I did.

You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.

Whether that's speaking up in your job or asking for a promotion or saying, 'I think I can do that.' Using your voice in ways that might initially scare you. That can be being an architect of change.

The art of war is like the art of the courtesan; indeed they might be called sisters, since both are slaves of desperation.

My message for people to not take anything for granted, to respect what they might not understand.

You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.

I think if I were to go back on stage I might be in great danger of acting.

You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

And the Lord God prepared a plant and made it come up over Jonah, that it might be shade for his head to deliver him from his misery. So Jonah was very grateful for the plant.

You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.

Men that talk of their own benefits are not believed to talk of them because they have done them, but to have done them because they might talk of them.

Getting the support of Syria is the moral equivalent of winning the Klan's endorsement - it might be useful but it doesn't necessarily speak well of you.

Always in search of the question that might make you ask me one in return

I might lie a lot but never in my lyrics.

I want the Church to go out onto the streets, I want us to resist everything worldly, everything static, everything comfortable...eve rything that might make us closed in on ourselves.

Anger is the energy that people use in order to act. But when you are angry, you are not lucid, and you might do wrong things. That is why compassion is a better energy.

I do not think I could go on living unless I felt that one day I might win the Open Championship at St. Andrews.

You might make that a double.

You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.

Look, none of the artists who I admire or respect have ever shied away from a role because it might make them unpopular with somebody.

Certain books seem to be written, not that we might learn from them, but in order that we might see how much the author knows.

Without passion there might be no errors, but without passion there would certainly be no history.

People accept their limitations so as to prevent themselves from wanting anything they might get.

You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.

You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.

You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.

You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn.

If I'd had good discipline, I might have gone into music.

Men of wit, learning and virtue might strike out every offensive or unbecoming passage from plays.

You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.

You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.

You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

An English tongue, if refined to a certain standard, might perhaps be fixed forever.

I would consider directing. I think directing myself would be tough, but I'm definitely interested in directing. I might start off directing a play before I move to a film.

You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.

Make me like a little child, Simple, teachable, and mild; Seeing only in Thy light; Walking only in Thy might!

If you get labeled a winner, people come along for the ride. Might as well enjoy it and they should too.