Marriage Quotes
Marriage as a team means working and playing together toward a winning season.
When I see him, his frame filling the doorway, I do not feel passion, excitement. I can't remember if I ever have. He makes me feel comfortable, like a favorite pair of shoes.
Admit when you're wrong. It doesn't fix a busted leg, of course, but it's a nice gesture none-the-less.
Share in your activities and interests. If you are going to kill zombies anyway, why not do it together?
Show physical affection. Nothing says "I love you" like bearing the entirety of your spouse's weight.
You are your partner are on the same side - it's the side of the living.
Don't discuss your relationship problems with friends. Your zombie problems are another story entirely.
It is customary for those who wish to have the most beautiful ones to endeavourer to offer them gifts of those things which they hold most precious in order to win their hearts.
My mother-in-law belongs in Hell, but the devil is afraid she’ll end up taking over.
He regarded marriage as an arbitrary and essentially adversarial relationship, akin to the yoking of prisoners on the chain gang.
What keeps the marriage going is your commitment to your spouse's holiness.
The loneliness of command had made Eisenhower emotionally self-sufficient.
There is so much more to marriage than who makes the money. Some of the hardest parts don't come with a paycheck.
Even God forgives stupidity. So many married people, heaven would be a ghost town otherwise.
In my day, husbands and wives showed each other a suitable level of indifference.
The closer a husband is to God, the closer he will grow to his wife.
Why, could the good man not impose his will, control his wife? asked Mrs. Carew, who always made much of masculine authority in her talk with friends but ruled the roost at home.
What kind of husband would I be if I bet against my own marriage?'I smiled. 'The stupid kind. Didn't you listen to your dad when he told you not to bet against me?
The marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she is a householder.
...there’s few on Earth as can cut a man deeper than his childless wife.
Marriage: a deeply peculiar and ultimately unkind thing to inflict on anyone one claims to care for.
It was a love that was not a contract but an affection of the soul.
She saw the scarlet thread of her lips, the light in her eyes, the family through their love, their children running barefoot in a fresh field.
When we see marriage as our sole purpose, we find ourselves with nowhere to go when we finally arrive.
Definition of a bridegroom: A man who is amazed at the outcome of what he thought was a harmless little flirtation.
After fifteen years of marriage my wife wants us to recommit our vows. As a man I don't understand her need to get married again. We've got our toaster let's move on.
We have found that the best way for our marriage to work is to let me make the big decisions and my wife the small ones. With this system I'm noticing there are usually no big ones.
Before criticizing your wife's faults remember that they may have prevented her from getting a better husband.
When you see a married couple coming down the street the one who is two or three steps ahead is the one who's mad.
A bachelor is a man who has to know how to remove a coffee stain from a catsup stain from a silk tie.
I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First let her think she's having her way. And second let her have it.
The last word in an argument is what a wife has. Anything a husband says after that is the beginning of another argument.