Love Marriage Quotes

We've never been happier. Things are great. . . I just don't go into her part of the house.

My wife divorced me because of illness. She got sick of me.

We split up over religious differences - she worshiped money . . . and I didn't have any.

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first divorced me and the second won't.

For their last anniversary she gave him a set of luggage - packed.

God this request isn't for me it's for my mom. . . . Could you send her a son-in-law?

Somehow there was a lack of communication - She thought he said: "Till debt do us part."

A faithful husband is one whose alimony check is always on time.

The clearest explanation for the failure of any marriage is that two people are incompatible that is one is male and the other female.

A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce I think I'm about a hundred thousand dollars short.

My sister started to smell trouble when on the second day of her honeymoon the groom started asking for separate checks.

I've married a few people I shouldn't have but haven't we all?

Not all of his relationships were meant to end . . . Once he sent a postcard and inadvertently wrote "Wish you were her."

Going shopping with your husband is like his going fishing with the game warden.

My wife and I had words - but I never got to use mine.

In the face of love, everyone is equal. Let everyone have the freedom to love and to pursue their happiness. I am Tsai Ing-wen, and I support marriage equality.