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Love Marriage Quotes: "My wife divorced me because of illness. She got sick of me."

My wife divorced me because of illness. She got sick of me.



Love Marriage Quotes: "We split up over religious differences - she worshiped money . . . and I didn't have any."

We split up over religious differences - she worshiped money . . . and I didn't have any.




Love Marriage Quotes: "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first divorced me and the second won't."

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first divorced me and the second won't.



Love Marriage Quotes: "For their last anniversary she gave him a set of luggage - packed."

For their last anniversary she gave him a set of luggage - packed.




Love Marriage Quotes: "God this request isn't for me it's for my mom. . . . Could you send her a son-in-law?"

God this request isn't for me it's for my mom. . . . Could you send her a son-in-law?



Love Marriage Quotes: "Somehow there was a lack of communication - She thought he said: "Till debt do us part.""

Somehow there was a lack of communication - She thought he said: "Till debt do us part."



Love Marriage Quotes: "A faithful husband is one whose alimony check is always on time."

A faithful husband is one whose alimony check is always on time.




Love Marriage Quotes: "The clearest explanation for the failure of any marriage is that two people are incompatible that is one is male and the other female."

The clearest explanation for the failure of any marriage is that two people are incompatible that is one is male and the other female.



Love Marriage Quotes: "A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce I think I'm about a hundred thousand dollars short."

A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce I think I'm about a hundred thousand dollars short.



Love Marriage Quotes: "My sister started to smell trouble when on the second day of her honeymoon the groom started asking for separate checks."

My sister started to smell trouble when on the second day of her honeymoon the groom started asking for separate checks.



Love Marriage Quotes: "I've married a few people I shouldn't have but haven't we all?"

I've married a few people I shouldn't have but haven't we all?



Love Marriage Quotes: "Not all of his relationships were meant to end . . . Once he sent a postcard and inadvertently wrote "Wish you were her.""

Not all of his relationships were meant to end . . . Once he sent a postcard and inadvertently wrote "Wish you were her."




Love Marriage Quotes: "Going shopping with your husband is like his going fishing with the game warden."

Going shopping with your husband is like his going fishing with the game warden.



Love Marriage Quotes: "My wife and I had words - but I never got to use mine."

My wife and I had words - but I never got to use mine.



Love Marriage Quotes: "In the face of love, everyone is equal. Let everyone have the freedom to love and to pursue their happiness. I am Tsai Ing-wen, and I support marriage equality."

In the face of love, everyone is equal. Let everyone have the freedom to love and to pursue their happiness. I am Tsai Ing-wen, and I support marriage equality.