Lisa Quotes

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You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

You cannot paint the Mona Lisa by assigning one dab each to a thousand painters.

A lotta cats copy the Mona Lisa, but people still line up to see the original.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

It is not enough to deface the Mona Lisa because that does not kill the Mona Lisa. All art of the past must be destroyed.

Everybody can draw, in my estimation. If you give a man 50 years, he'll come up with the Mona Lisa.

I suggested that it was not enough to add a moustache to the Mona Lisa: it should simply be destroyed.

Da Vinci painted one Mona Lisa. Beethoven composed one Fifth Symphony. And God made one version of you.

Owning the Yankees is like owning the Mona Lisa.

I really believe that if you practice enough you could paint the 'Mona Lisa' with a two-inch brush.

Mona Lisa is the only beauty who went through history and retained her reputation.

Inside the museum infinity goes up on trial. Voices echo, 'This is what salvation must be like after a while.' But Mona Lisa must have had the highway blues; you can tell by the way she smiles.

One minute you're bleeding. The next minute you're hemorrhaging. The next minute you're painting the Mona Lisa.

What is Mona Lisa thinking? Nothing, of course. Her blankness is her menace and our fear. [...] Walter Pater is to call her a 'vampire,' coasting through history on her secret tasks.

Mona Lisa must have had the highway blues; you can tell by the way she smiles.

I was to Japanese visitors to Washington what the Mona Lisa is to Americans visiting Paris.

Nothing is static. Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart. Since fight club, I can wiggle half the teeth in my jaw. Maybe self-improvement isn't the answer. Maybe self-destruction is the answer.

Rock and Roll adolescent hoodlums storm the streets of all nations. They rush into the Louvre and throw acid in the Mona Lisa's face.

Because there's no way on earth she's going to make it through college unless she grows some serious ovaries and turns this train wreck around

If I had a euro for every stupid thing I've done, I could buy the Mona Lisa.

I love you, Marks. My heart is completely and utterly yours. And unfortunately for you, the rest of me comes with it.

Win told me that one isn’t improved by being at the top of the mountain, one is improved by the climb.

They (mothers-in-law) never leave when they say they will. When my mother-in-law visits, the mice throw themselves at the cat, begging to be eaten.

Get me outa here. F*ckin' creepy cheerleaders.

You’re far too prickly tempered to be a mistress. You’re far better suited as a wife.

The thought of being with Shay Wilder makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a butter knife

You wouldn't get rid of the Mona Lisa just because someone painted another picture of a woman smiling.

Leonardo's Mona Lisa is just a thousand thousand smears of paint. Michelangelo's David is just a million hits with a hammer. We're all of us a million bits put together the right way.

Pat Nixon was called the Mona Lisa of American politics. She never wrote anything. Her interviews tell us nothing.

I feel like vocals are to music what portraits are to painting. They're the humanity. Landscapes are good and fine, but at the end of the day everyone loves the Mona Lisa.

Could Hamlet have been written bya committee, or the Mona Lisa painted by a club? Could the NewTestament have been composed as a conference report?

Kindness is not something you are born with

I nodded, pretending to be a hundred times more courageous than I felt.But that was the thing about courage. Sometimes you had to fake it to feel it.

Sometimes you want to remember. And sometimes you need to forget.

Mychael Eiliesor. Guardian paladin, sacred protector, master spellsinger, fashion consultant.

You wearing a thigh sheath?”“Now what would be the sense of wearing just one? I have two thighs.

It's time, my childrenWhen the waves rise high When the waters run deepWhen the clock strikes midnightYou'll feel the mark of Zero HourAnd you'll never be the same again

I love people who choose to surprise the sad ones, Just to make them smile!

In time, all great masterpieces turn into shameless creatures who laugh at their creators.

She is a small woman with a face like a book mite

Each thing you add to your story is a drop of paint falling into clear water

Stung again by this queen bee of the Loren clan, Marissa shook it off and retorted, “See, that’s just it. I don’t always love Jack Storm. But with all my heart I love Jack Loren.

Chiron reminds us that only through recognising and accepting our inner wounds can we find true healing.

My pulse pounded in my ears, heat smoldering deep in my belly. I’d never been so tempted. “This is a dangerous game.

Doctors

I don't want adventure.""I think you do. I think in a moment of weakness, you might surprise yourself.

But I must warn you, Miss Hathaway ... life has a way of fouling up our plans. I speak from experience.

If you aren't outraged, then you just aren't paying attention

In our country we call this type of mother love teng ai. My son has told me that in men's writing it is composed of two characters. The first means pain

Any dog can bed down a lot of females. But only a real man can love one woman for a lifetime.