Lawyer Quotes

Lawyers advocate more so than state their own positions.

I've always wanted to write comic books, my earliest memories are of waiting for Dad to come home from work, and, secreted in his lawyer's leather briefcase, would be comics from the store.

What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle.

I wanted to be a lawyer. I realized I don't really want to be a lawyer. I want to play a lawyer. Thank God I figured that out.

Every culture feels like their parents are the most stringent as far as, "We came to this country to work hard, we want you to be a doctor or a lawyer."

Lawyers are very, very good at keeping you out of prison, but they will sacrifice your reputation and credibility to do so.

And unless you think there is a serious chance you're going to jail, don't listen to your lawyer.

When I was a young lawyer, working women wore hats. It was the only way they would take you seriously.

Steve Dallas...a frat-boy lawyer who I knew in school. He's never written me. I suspect he was shot by an annoyed girlfriend, which has saved me many legal fees.

I always wanted to play a lawyer.

Lawyers didn't seriously get involved in the Watergate stories until quite late, when we realized we were on to something.

A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it.

Rattle a lawyer's door and you get more lawyers.

The TV commercials, which are endless and fairly crass, gave birth to Brock, the bad-lawyer character in Razor Girl. In real life you can find even sleazier examples than him.

Unfortunately, Florida is a mecca for the shyster element, and there are apparently no rules on the kinds of advertising a lawyer can do.

Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away?

I've raised three kids. I'm a lawyer. I've written books on the Constitution.

In the 1970s, Washington women lawyers were getting organized. Grouping together gave us courage. And we overcame.

One cannot have "success" in poetry. If I wanted to be successful, I'd have become a lawyer.

No one's calling me for lawyer roles. I still have a lot to do to prove myself.

I want to be an entertainment lawyer so I'll be in the business still.

I wanted to be a doctor, but my mom was like "It's really hard and it's going to take 10 years, so I was like "OK, I'll just be a lawyer."

I dont want to stay a singer forever. I want to fulfill my dream career as a lawyer!

Lawyers, doctors, plumbers, they all made the money. Writers? Writers starved. Writers suicided. Writers went mad.

"Lawyers Are": The only civil delinquents whose judges must of necessity be chosen from (amongst) themselves.

The laws I love; the lawyers I suspect.

Lawyers hold that there are two kinds of particularly bad witnesses--a reluctant witness, and a too-willing witness.

Lawyers do not mix with diplomacy.

That's the problem in my industry. Anyone can go and open a f - ing hotel. Anyone can go and buy a restaurant. It's not like a doctor or a lawyer, you need certain qualifications. That's the issue.

Well, I really don't want to be a high-powered corporate lawyer. I'm really passionate about painting.

You just got to be really logical when you're a comedian - to a fault. Like a lawyer's got to believe in the law.

That's the thing about us lawyers - if at all possible, we will consume each other.

I'm a trained lawyer, after all, so I don't have to admit to anything.

Al Qaeda has declared war on the Somali pirates. That is awesome! Evil against evil. Like Alien versus Predator or Cheney versus his lawyer.

My lawyers will fricassee your testicles for breakfast. And if you dare board my plane without a warrant, your spleen will follow.

I told you all lawyers are worthless. After all it takes won (sic) to know one.

I wanted to be a leading man - the black lawyer, the black doctor, the black policeman.

Obviously Im a lawyer; I like to have cases.

One minute I was a clapped-out, two-guinea, legal-aid lawyer and the next minute I was in parliament.

I'm better at being a lawyer than I am at being a writer.

I love being a lawyer more than I like writing.

Lawyers like to leave no stone unturned, provided they can charge by the stone.

I thought I would, you know, go to college, get to law school, finish, and then get a job and work as a lawyer, but that proved to be not a good fit for me.

A lawyer actually has to see all sides of a situation. Lawyers actually might be the most understanding human beings.

Lawyers work hard and, like us, they're human, many of them.

As a government lawyer, Samuel Alito wrote that he personally believe very strongly the Constitution does not protect the right to an abortion.

My father wasn't absolutely delighted. He wanted me to become a lawyer. I studied law, but I thought the shoe business was more exciting.

I will release my tax returns - against my lawyer's wishes - when she releases her 33,000 e-mails that have been deleted. As soon as she releases them, I will release.

I'd be bored to death if I spent all my time with other businesspeople, bankers and lawyers.

I'm a recovering lawyer. The practice of law has changed. Every agreement is a fight.