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Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids

George Carlin

Hemorrhoids Quotes: "I'm sitting on top of the world, and I've got hemorrhoids."

I'm sitting on top of the world, and I've got hemorrhoids.

Rodney Dangerfield

Hemorrhoids Quotes: "Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? Wouldn't it make more sense if it was the other way around? But if that was true, then a proctologist would be an astronaut."

Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? Wouldn't it make more sense if it was the other way around? But if that was true, then a proctologist would be an astronaut.

Robert Schimmel

Hemorrhoids Quotes: "One poll showed that Americans have a higher opinion of witches, the IRS and hemorrhoids than Congress"

One poll showed that Americans have a higher opinion of witches, the IRS and hemorrhoids than Congress

Tom Coburn

Hemorrhoids Quotes: "The one who swallows cactuses with spines should not complain about hemorrhoids."

The one who swallows cactuses with spines should not complain about hemorrhoids.

Etgar Keret

Hemorrhoids Quotes: "The movies are celluloid hemorrhoids. No, worse: They're celluloid Bon Jovi."

The movies are celluloid hemorrhoids. No, worse: They're celluloid Bon Jovi.

Kyle Smith