Funny Things Quotes

What this country needs is a credit card for charging things to experience.

It's a funny thing about me. I don't have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I was always hungry

The funny thing about these uniforms is that you hang them in the closet and they get smaller and smaller.

I think back to some of the things Harry said and some of the things I said trying to be funny. If I said them now, it would be on the front page of every newspaper in the country.

But the funny thing is, I broke my finger not on set doing kung fu. I broke my finger when I fell down the stairs prior to going on set.

The funny thing about me is I move from genre to genre, but I essentially shoot all the movies the same way.

Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening.

Well, the funny thing is, you are never the same person that you were the day before.

I think a lot comes from having the experience of doing stand-up comedy. It allows you to figure out the psychology of an audience; what things are funny and not.

I love sitting down and having actual conversations. But I don't do that sound-bite, be-candidly-funny thing.

Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.

The funny thing about the boy who gave away his loaves and fish is that he, too, ended the day with a full stomach.

It's a funny thing no matter who you are when you purchase a flower or a plant, the first thing you ask is how do I keep this plant and keep it growing beautiful. People need the same concern.

The funny thing about making this record and being away from the girls and on my own in LA is that it allowed me to reflect on how much we've accomplished.

it's a funny thing about Hollywood. Once you've been out here awhile, it's hard to go someplace else, and it gets harder the longer you stay here. Takes some real propulsion to make you leave.

Sisterhood is a funny thing. It's easy to recognize, but hard to define.

The funny thing about gold is how quickly it can tarnish.

Here's the funny thing about the world coming to an end. Once it gets going, it doesn't seem to stop.

The funny thing is, people's perceptions of what a song is about is usually wrong a majority of the time. But they're still going to read what they want to into it.

Play out a boring game to the end and funny things can happen; Fischer knew it.

I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes.

I found my personal style in black humor and mixing funny things with very touching ones - like trying to force people to cry and smile almost at the same moment.

The funny thing is, I'm so used to not caring what anyone says, good or bad, that unfortunately even when people say good things I wish it made me feel good, but it doesn't.

A funny thing is that you can't search me on Twitter because Adam Levine dominates there.

But it is funny, because I saw Unbreakable recently and it's a strange movie, I didn't mind it, and it's got some interesting things going on.

A comic says funny things. A comedian says things funny.

That's the funny thing about old hurts- they just wait for new heartache to come along and then show up, just as sharp and horrible as the first day you woke up with the world changed all around you.

The funny thing about writing is I think a lot of people assume that you're sitting in a garret with a quill pen for hour after hour.

The funny thing is, whenever I'm working on something, I kind of forget there's a lot of people watching. It makes it easier to be in the moment and to tell a story as well as possible.

The funny thing about insane people is that it is kind of the opposite of being a celebrity. Nobody envies you.

Real life is a funny thing, you know. In real life saying the right thing at the right time is beyond crucial.

The funny thing is that in Bosnia there are no words that are equivalent to fiction and nonfiction. From the storytelling point of view, the difference is artificial.

I'm originally from Tampa and grew up on beach. I'm also naturally fair-skinned. The funny thing is, my parents are both pretty tan, but for some reason I didn't get those genes.

American culture is kind of an international culture, isn't it? British culture is a bit more unique. I think funny things are sort of funny around the world, really.

Loyalty was a funny thing. So was love. They both bit you when you least expected it.

I'm always busy. You know, the more I do, the more ideas I have—that's the funny thing. The brain is a muscle, and I'm a kind of body builder.

I think religion is a funny thing because, when you see somebody who can really break it down, sometimes it feels foolish what you believe.

People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny.

comedians are people who say funny things, and comics are people who say things funny.

Humor, for me, is really a gate of departure. Its a way of enticing a reader into a poem so that less funny things can take place later. It really is not an end in itself, but a means to an end.

I had no choice. Love does funny things to people.

[ I'm] humorist, I guess. Or really more of a reporter. A reporter who reports on funny things.

Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen.

The funny thing is, strangers still seem to feel comfortable coming up to me and saying things, but now usually it’s because they recognize me, and they say nice things.

Grand Slams are funny things. You have to try to find a way to get through the first week and put yourself in a position in the second week. A lot of strange things happen.

The funny thing about being Catholic, and I was raised Catholic, is that you identify with the Church, just as part of your character. Nevermind what you believe, it's just who you are.

The funny thing is, about the time I let go of any aspiration toward worldly success, that's about the time I started writing decent work.

That’s the funny thing about arriving somewhere, Vin,” he said with a wink. “Once you’re there, the only thing you can really do is leave again.

That's the funny thing about cinema, it is an intellectual medium, but it's also sort of anti-intellectual.

It was always a funny thing when someone would ask me my name and I would say "Brooklyn." They would always think that I meant that I lived in Brooklyn, and I would have to clarify that.