Dumb Quotes

War is not nice.

There is nothing political about American literature.

The trick and the beauty of language is that it seems to order the whole universe, misleading us into believing that we live in sight of a rational space, a possible harmony.

Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.

{She] ain’t got the sense God gave a goat.

Angels are good not simply because they see bad as bad, but also because they see bad as corny.

PEOPLE WITH THE SMARTEST MOUTHSHAVE THE DUMBEST BRAINS

The new dumb, is now wisdom.

Don't assume you are more creative or better than anyone, because some people with better stuffs are just pretending to be dumb for a while.

Never underestimate wisdom in silence, proof isn't always a mouthful of words.

A deaf and dumb in the mist of morons is a renowed talkative among brains.

The biggest mistake is trusting the wrong people who generally are also the dumbest.

It is not in the gene of an Intellectually blinded person to experience the paradise in the writer's imagination.

...You won't even see what is put right on the table before you. Men. If it was raining soup you'd be out there with a fork.

What's Management up to?" I whispered to Bennett."My guess is a new acronym, " he whispered. "Departmental Unification Management Business." He wrote down the ltters on his legal pad. "D.U.M.B.

Congratulations, he said. "That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen." His expression was a mix of awe and disbelief. "Ever.

No matter how much the woman is beautiful, she will lose her womanhood if she is dumb, arrogant or liar.

I'm a guy. Unless the dirt attacks first, I leave it in peace.

The definition of stupid is the inabilitly to see another side to an argument other than one's own.

Ours is an overpopulated, under educated, shithole in the throes of mass extinctions - it's a wonderful world.

Whoever teaches without emancipating stultifies.

Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs

You’ll finally realize the importance of the spark of that diamond once you lost it.

It was as if my rationale had a stupid friend that was always getting up to no good.

And though history sadly doesn't credit the man who first thought of tilting a bicycle's steering axis, it is more likely to be because of feet striking the wheel than an understanding of stability.

Trying to educate the dumb with a dumb teacher is nothing but washing the dirty clothes in a dirty water!

What a waste it is to lose one's mind.Or not to have a mind. How true that is.

Anyhow, many people in the soft sciences are prone to be wrong because they’re crazy** some are dumb, too, but that’s another story.

He who laughs last laughs ... doesn't get it.

Stupidity is not my forté however, there is immense entertainment value in playing the dumb blonde...

I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.

Contrary to general belief, an artist is never ahead of his [sic!] time but most people are far behind theirs.

We've got to stand with our North Korean allies.

The na at the end of banana annoys me as much as it would you if it were bananana.

I had read once that dumb people didn't know they were dumb. They thought they were just as smart as anybody else. That was a very unsettling thought. What if I was really dumb and didn't know it?

The Cuban Missile Crisis. It had to do with Cuba and missiles, I'm pretty sure.

If Lincoln were alive today he'd be turning over in his grave.

The drummer is stereotypically the dumb guy. Maybe that's why I always respect drummers who do more than drum.

The most famous actress who did the 'dumb blond' routine was Marilyn Monroe, but she was a genius actress.

When I was 18, I thought my father was pretty dumb. After a while when I got to be 21, I was amazed to find out how much he'd learned in three years.