Dessert Quotes

May you eat an unfamiliar dessert in a strange land at least once every three years.

Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.

The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love chocolate, and communists.

But I, when I undress meEach night, upon my kneesWill ask the Lord to bless meWith apple-pie and cheese.

Dessert was an over baked chocolate chip cookies the size of a hockey puck and just about as tasty.

If that's the case, waiter, please bring me another piece of cake, " Gramps said as lunch was brought to the table, "I'm all for fighting tyranny and oppression.

Sure I eat my feelings, but I save the emotional roller coaster for dessert

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.

Dessert is to a meal what a dress is to a woman.

When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg. Snoop Dogg.

Just about every available female--and some unavailable--seemed to think the way to his heart was through his blood sugar levels.

I've never met a problem a proper cupcake couldn't fix.