Cute Funny Quotes

Cute Funny Quote of the day

Careful grooming may take twenty years off a woman's age, but you can't fool a flight of stairs.

Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.

It has been said that a pretty face is a passport. But it's not, it's a visa, and it runs out fast.

A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.

I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it.

I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend.

I won't cry for you, my mascara's too expensive

A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.

A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.

Be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.

Golf is my boyfriend right now.

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

I don't really have a type of guy I like. It's just like nice guys, cute boys I mean, ones that are funny.

My mom always complains about my lack of a boyfriend. Well, next time she asks, I'm going to tell her I'm dating two different guys-Mr Duracell and Mr Energizer.

And if it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart, the only dream that mattered had come true. In this life, I was loved by you.

I'm just saying, 'Hey, throw me a bone. How about a smile, cute t-shirt? Look at me.' Nothing - unless it's a turn to their friends to go, 'Hey, why is that weird guy looking at us?'

I bet the very first piñata was surprised. “Oh, hey a party! Cool! What’s the occa— HEY, WHAT THE HELL, KID?

Jehovah’s Witness? Don’t sweat it. I’m going to hell, already booked my ticket. Bright side? I’m pagan. Your hell is my heaven... if for no other reason than you won’t be there.

I feel a strange sensation brewing inside of me. It tickles my throat and forces my lips into a grin. Before I can stifle it, I giggle. And then I laugh.

Mama!' Rosie tugged on my shirt. 'This broccoli is tasty and wonderful'.

I reach up and pat them both on the head. "Poor things. If you had a boy that looked like Logan, you'd be kissing him every chance you had, too.