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Comedy Quotes: "Justice is about harmony... revenge is about you making yourself feel better."

Justice is about harmony... revenge is about you making yourself feel better.



Comedy Quotes: "Anger does not change the fact. The will to take control is everything."

Anger does not change the fact. The will to take control is everything.




Comedy Quotes: "All the labour of man is for his mouth, and yet the appetite is not filled."

All the labour of man is for his mouth, and yet the appetite is not filled.



Comedy Quotes: "Your whole being is deeply troubled- personified the vision of a child's purity, lost in the wilderness of an ever-unchanging and imperfect world."

Your whole being is deeply troubled- personified the vision of a child's purity, lost in the wilderness of an ever-unchanging and imperfect world.




Comedy Quotes: "Loneliness is your only companion."

Loneliness is your only companion.



Comedy Quotes: "Only dead surpasses the sufferings"

Only dead surpasses the sufferings



Comedy Quotes: "Many are they that rise up against you. Many there be which say of your soul, ‘’There is no help for you.’’ But the instruments of death is prepared for your cause."

Many are they that rise up against you. Many there be which say of your soul, ‘’There is no help for you.’’ But the instruments of death is prepared for your cause.




Comedy Quotes: "You have not escaped his notice either- you are here by 'a call' not by choice."

You have not escaped his notice either- you are here by 'a call' not by choice.



Comedy Quotes: "To be a great warrior is not enough. Flesh and blood, however skilled, can be destroyed... you must be more than just a man in minds of your opponents."

To be a great warrior is not enough. Flesh and blood, however skilled, can be destroyed... you must be more than just a man in minds of your opponents.



Comedy Quotes: "It is right that one must come so far to see the world as it is meant to be."

It is right that one must come so far to see the world as it is meant to be.



Comedy Quotes: "Purity. Serenity... Solitude: What you ought to uphold. But the important thing is whether you believe it."

Purity. Serenity... Solitude: What you ought to uphold. But the important thing is whether you believe it.



Comedy Quotes: "There is no new thing under the sun. Is there any thing whereof it may be said, 'See, this is new?' it had been already of old time, which was before us."

There is no new thing under the sun. Is there any thing whereof it may be said, 'See, this is new?' it had been already of old time, which was before us.




Comedy Quotes: "Patience! It is not how quickly you run, but how slowly."

Patience! It is not how quickly you run, but how slowly.



Comedy Quotes: "You are created invisible spiritually, and invisibility is largely a matter of patience."

You are created invisible spiritually, and invisibility is largely a matter of patience.



Comedy Quotes: "We wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places."

We wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.



Comedy Quotes: "To conquer fear, you must become fear - you must bask in the fear of the BOOK... and men fear most what they cannot see- The Power of the Book is spiritual."

To conquer fear, you must become fear - you must bask in the fear of the BOOK... and men fear most what they cannot see- The Power of the Book is spiritual.



Comedy Quotes: "Death does not wait for you to be ready."

Death does not wait for you to be ready.



Comedy Quotes: "Death is not considerate, or fair."

Death is not considerate, or fair.



Comedy Quotes: "Today, death is your opponent."

Today, death is your opponent.



Comedy Quotes: "It is not enough to be a man."

It is not enough to be a man.



Comedy Quotes: "My grief were thoroughly weighed, and my calamity laid in the balances together! For now it would be heavier than the sand of the desert."

My grief were thoroughly weighed, and my calamity laid in the balances together! For now it would be heavier than the sand of the desert.



Comedy Quotes: "What is my strength, that I should hope? Is my strength the strength of stone? Or is my flesh of brass? Is not my help in me."

What is my strength, that I should hope? Is my strength the strength of stone? Or is my flesh of brass? Is not my help in me.



Comedy Quotes: "One generation passes away, and another generation cometh forth: but the earth abides for ever."

One generation passes away, and another generation cometh forth: but the earth abides for ever.



Comedy Quotes: "There is a certain delightful sort of hope which the introvert can receive only by having company over...the hope that they will leave soon."

There is a certain delightful sort of hope which the introvert can receive only by having company over...the hope that they will leave soon.



Comedy Quotes: "There is a miracle in your mess, don't let the mess make you miss the miracle."

There is a miracle in your mess, don't let the mess make you miss the miracle.



Comedy Quotes: "It’s when your plans look dead that God’s resurrection power begins to operate in your life in greater measure"

It’s when your plans look dead that God’s resurrection power begins to operate in your life in greater measure



Comedy Quotes: "God is not interested in helping you finding out why you are in a mess, He is interested in fixing it."

God is not interested in helping you finding out why you are in a mess, He is interested in fixing it.



Comedy Quotes: "God always sees me with no make-ups on because He knew how we started."

God always sees me with no make-ups on because He knew how we started.



Comedy Quotes: "There must always be an opposition because the enemy always opposes what the Lord has declared."

There must always be an opposition because the enemy always opposes what the Lord has declared.



Comedy Quotes: "I would rather have a man chasing JESUS than a house full of stuffs and garrage filled with big cars."

I would rather have a man chasing JESUS than a house full of stuffs and garrage filled with big cars.



Comedy Quotes: "All the failures in my life freed me from all my fears so that I can succeed."

All the failures in my life freed me from all my fears so that I can succeed.



Comedy Quotes: "If you never listen, you can't see. The devil has got so many people so disconnected that they cannot even listen or even sense when the Lord is speaking."

If you never listen, you can't see. The devil has got so many people so disconnected that they cannot even listen or even sense when the Lord is speaking.



Comedy Quotes: "Christians we cannot be allowed to be fractured at a time like this. There are more of us, there are more of light in us than in the agents of darkness."

Christians we cannot be allowed to be fractured at a time like this. There are more of us, there are more of light in us than in the agents of darkness.



Comedy Quotes: "Man's panic does not produce God's power.....sometimes you need to pray before you post on social media."

Man's panic does not produce God's power.....sometimes you need to pray before you post on social media.



Comedy Quotes: "This is not the first time that the world has been in a mess but you are still God, you left us on the earth, not only to preach in a building but to be the church beyond the buildings."

This is not the first time that the world has been in a mess but you are still God, you left us on the earth, not only to preach in a building but to be the church beyond the buildings.



Comedy Quotes: "Be careful the mistake of yesterday always lives with tomorrow."

Be careful the mistake of yesterday always lives with tomorrow.



Comedy Quotes: "I don't want to settle down because God has satisfied me and heard my prayers. I want to stay hungry and thirsty for the things of God."

I don't want to settle down because God has satisfied me and heard my prayers. I want to stay hungry and thirsty for the things of God.



Comedy Quotes: "God always wants us to see things from heaven's prospective. You may not be doing much to your community but what you are is so important. You are significant."

God always wants us to see things from heaven's prospective. You may not be doing much to your community but what you are is so important. You are significant.



Comedy Quotes: "Five minutes after something happened might not be the best time for you to get into your Facebook and tell everybody. Men's panic does not produce God's power."

Five minutes after something happened might not be the best time for you to get into your Facebook and tell everybody. Men's panic does not produce God's power.



Comedy Quotes: "The conflict hasn't gotten worst but the contest has really changed............."

The conflict hasn't gotten worst but the contest has really changed.............



Comedy Quotes: "All of my life God has allowed me to share prospectives with people who are different. You cannot lead people whose prospective you are not willing to understand."

All of my life God has allowed me to share prospectives with people who are different. You cannot lead people whose prospective you are not willing to understand.



Comedy Quotes: "Surrounded by enemies, surrounded by evil, surrounded by darkness, injustice......."don't be afraid, those who are with us are more than those who are with them"2 Kings 6:16"

Surrounded by enemies, surrounded by evil, surrounded by darkness, injustice......."don't be afraid, those who are with us are more than those who are with them"2 Kings 6:16



Comedy Quotes: "Whenever someone is a threat to the enemy there will be an attack dispatched against that person to try to minimise their effectiveness."

Whenever someone is a threat to the enemy there will be an attack dispatched against that person to try to minimise their effectiveness.



Comedy Quotes: "There is power in the word of God if used properly."

There is power in the word of God if used properly.



Comedy Quotes: "There is a remedy and there is a hope but the remedy is not in the political party or in places that will take you away from hope. You better run to God, that is the only place you can find both."

There is a remedy and there is a hope but the remedy is not in the political party or in places that will take you away from hope. You better run to God, that is the only place you can find both.



Comedy Quotes: "I didn't come from a success lineage but I am so glad that my earthly lineage is not my final story because when I gave my life to Jesus twelve years back, God interrupted my story."

I didn't come from a success lineage but I am so glad that my earthly lineage is not my final story because when I gave my life to Jesus twelve years back, God interrupted my story.



Comedy Quotes: "I do not have any trust fund, I have always trusted God for all my funds."

I do not have any trust fund, I have always trusted God for all my funds.



Comedy Quotes: "Whenever you are in transition it is always important to choose the words that you use. You call it crises in your life and I call it transition."

Whenever you are in transition it is always important to choose the words that you use. You call it crises in your life and I call it transition.



Comedy Quotes: "All my pains has always increased my sense of purpose."

All my pains has always increased my sense of purpose.